the universal med school experience is when your professor is supposed to lecture about an important medical topic but instead they lecture about their not relevant research and then you have to go home and teach yourself about the topic you were supposed to learn about earlier
I love karaoke. Do other people want to hear me sing? No. Do I want other people to hear me sing? No. Ok queue up I Wanna Dance With Somebody and get me the most spillable drink possible
I love being a huge dumbass when it comes to wine. Walking around the wine section with absolutely zero thoughts, only vibes. Every bottle is a little $10 mystery. Is it red? Maybe. White? Perhaps. Olive oil? That's a non-negligible possibility.