Emma Russell

Rogue writer; occasional artist; forever in love with pastries. Frequent #rpg #dnd postings. Co-host of the @bakehistorycast podcast.

[Erin Keif @ErinKeif2]

“Who broke the door”

[Sean Coyle @aSeanCoyle]

Def my favorite Survivor challenge of all time:

[Rave Sashayed @_sashayed]

in ur COVID relationship which of u is the beautiful shut-in who tends the garden and which of u is the nasty little goblin who ventures into town every Tuesday to endure the jeers of townsfolk at the grocery store

[˗ˏˋ𝒟𝓇 mattyˎˊ˗ જ⁀➴₊ @matty_cg]

See why I’m in the Top 1% on @OnIyFlans

[Jenny 🍋✨ AX J2 @asunnydisposish]

My mom, who knows nothing about Critical Role, ranks the Mighty Nein from worst to best.

[Lee Travis @LeeTravis_]

.@GreyDeLisle reading Trump tweets as Azula is both fantastic and terrifying.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Good point. The Constitution clearly says “A state’s electors can be won if the president’s second dumbest son calls dibs.”

[Erika Ishii @erikaishii]

Fuck it, Tom Holland’s Umbrella lip synch. You know the rules. https://t.co/34bZHRNTOF

[Matthew Mercer @matthewmercer]

Omar picture have your attention? Awesome! He’s a great puppy. What else would be great would be doing what you can to donate to help flip the senate along with ousting the ghoul that is Mitch. Please follow the link and donate if you can. <3

https://t.co/ICgaMySIvM

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

Me: *stares into the abyss*
The abyss:

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

You know, the quarantine was a lot easier when we were all in it together instead of constantly driving past packed restaurants and feeling like the Ghost of Christmas Present is showing me what a chill party everybody is having without me.

[Chris Lu @ChrisLu44]

Obama didn’t brag half as much about winning a Nobel Peace Prize as Trump is about passing a dementia test.

[A @9ayod_]

“Then how do you say aisle” 😭😭😭😭😭😭