Sablo Panchez

SS & Co-GM of The Fake New York Miracle Mets

GM of Jamaica (WBC) & Assistant GM of Louisville (FCB)

[Sablo Panchez @SabloNotPablo]

@stlcardinalsmlr This sport is all about perserverance. Live to fly another day and then regroup.

[Sablo Panchez @SabloNotPablo]

@LossLordTyburn cocloser

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I’m thinking I might try to get these and then get them all signed through the mail. I wonder if they like giving autographs

[MLR Milwaukee Brewers @BrewCrewMLR]

2019 Milwaukee Brewers complete set now on sale in the team store!

[Sablo Panchez @SabloNotPablo]

Good evening baseball fans, I hope #NopeningDay finds you as well as possible. You might not have #MLB, but at least we have #MLR.

[Sablo Panchez @SabloNotPablo]

To my Eggplant brethren-- I will smoke a blunt for every retweet to build solidarity.

[Larry Longshot @longshot_larry]

Do your thing Twitter.

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TO ALL MLR MEDIA and GMs:

A Letter of Recommendation for P Johnny Dickshot.

[Sablo Panchez @SabloNotPablo]

@g_h_morello If your life is so precious stop passive aggressively threatening suicide and holding it over everybody’s head like a crybaby adolescent who found out that Santa Claus isn’t real.

[Sablo Panchez @SabloNotPablo]

@g_h_morello @einneuerspiel @Valp1x @MLR_OOTC @TheRealLaVert @keyotcg @JLangdon76 @FakeArizona @maxsbiggayparty @CallieRanting @sillydex @madalynnx2 @nayseloid_ @NakiEatsBees @msnmiller @RotticusS Blood on our hands? Dude have you even ever experienced the world? I think it’s time for you to reach out to your family and loved ones for some serious support believe I think you’re delusions are growing stronger and you’re not thinking clearly, rationally, or maturely anymore

[Sablo Panchez @SabloNotPablo]

@g_h_morello @einneuerspiel @Valp1x @MLR_OOTC @TheRealLaVert @keyotcg @JLangdon76 @FakeArizona “But you never gave me the chance to change,”

Bruh, every minute after your mistakes has been and is a chance to change—this is just the ultimate proof that you HAVEN’T.

What kinda elementary school guilt trip is this where you’re trying to shame people playing a game?

[Sablo Panchez @SabloNotPablo]

@FakeMiaMarlins *checks schedule to make sure you aren't playing the Mets*
*hearts tweet*

#NLEastBestFakeDivision

[Sablo Panchez @SabloNotPablo]

@FakeArizona Will he be making his debut next session against the Mets? If so, I think i'll congratulate yall on the pickup until after that game.

[Sablo Panchez @SabloNotPablo]

To my fans, my enemies, and that one girl who ate that s'mores in one bite: I have written something.

https://t.co/f0ceONZDA2

[Sablo Panchez @SabloNotPablo]

@DunedinBlueJays Is there any update on the status of Justin Maese? He is my favorite player and it has been tough to watch him dealing with injuried for back-to-back-to-back seasons.

Will he be back in 2019?

[Sablo Panchez @SabloNotPablo]

@CubsMLR I had to go with 420–it’s just too much of a classic that has a history in big moments in a manner that really makes it stand out to me.

[Sablo Panchez @SabloNotPablo]

To celebrate my first career HR, i'd like to chug a champagne Capri Sun--#Metmosa ™ after the game...win or lose.

Coming soon in jumbo-sized Panchez Pitchers ™!

[Johnny Dickshot - Fake Baseballer/Dad @JDickshot69]

I'm so confused there's like 7 accounts for the fake Mets. Which real fake Mets is not the fake fake Mets. And which Fake Fake Mets is the Real Fake Fake Fake Mets?

[Sablo Panchez @SabloNotPablo]

Anyone have a party tray large enough to hold between 72-108 hot pockets?

[Sablo Panchez @SabloNotPablo]

Just took the field for the some batting practice but realized I had on an oven mitt and not my batting glove. #BagelBitesAndBattingPractice #FakeMetsBestMets