Reality Problems

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I planned on being crazy and drunk for Halloween so I wouldn't really have to dress up

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There's only two times your legs should ever shake; after an awesome gym sesh and after the best sex ever

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I love to see all the money I don't have in my bank account

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I won't remember your name the next day, but tonight I'll rock your world like a Dj

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This homework isn't going help me be a housewife so why do I do it?

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Putting pants on has been a real struggle the past couple days

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I wanna wake up on the right side of the wrong bed

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But in all honesty fuck it

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I now know how it feels to know someone's boyfriend cheats on them but no one tells them so they look like a retard

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I should be a pro with walks of shames by now

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I always forget I have a tattoo on my back until a boy points it out in the shower

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I stood for nothing so I fell for anything

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I would rather run away from my problems then get over them

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When I tell people I want to be a housewife when I grow up I get about a thousand weird looks and a few people agree with me

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They say it's a broken heart but, I hurt in my whole body

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being selfish isn't a good trait to have

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When you lose yourself, trying to find yourself isn't the hardest part. Realizing you need to start over is

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Just remember when you wake up McDonald's will never tell you it doesn't love you anymore

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Don't you ever say I just walked away I will always want you

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My daily struggle is trying to figure out what color iPhone c I'm going to get