sad cancer vibes only!

let’s make purple 🔮🔮🔮 dis is my personal account

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Whenever I’m asked by men if my twin is gay too imma just respond, “what do you mean, im not gay”

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They say cancers hold on to the past and I’m here reminiscing to when I wasn’t lactose intolerant.

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@livewithnoregrt Cuss someone out

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@beyoumf Violence

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Having dreams of punching your opps are truly a gift. 😴

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Aca-scuse me?

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I think about her often.

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One time in college someone told me it was their goal to have 500+ connections on LinkedIn. I wonder if she ever achieved it.

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Men would be rushing to date me if they knew how many lavender marriages I’ve committed to. I’m a wanted man… a whore.

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If you’re mentioned in therapy it either means I love you or borderline hate you, there’s no in between.

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A child has identified my brother as the buff one and me as the handsome one. I’ll take it.

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@lhom12 😂

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Gay open marriages are so fascinating because at one point I’ll see them celebrating their anniversary on Instagram and another moment each of them will be messaging me on Grindr separately

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Then I wonder what they talk about

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@nebulenaa You don’t

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

My Problem is I want to be treated like this 24/7

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My emotions are so delayed. After 10 months, I’m finally crying.

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@Ale_VazquezBaur As a form of activism

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@nebulenaa I needed that

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Apparently I’ve helped a handful of people come out by just existing and somehow they are all cuffed but me… my younger cousin who I helped out of the closet… now in a throuple!!!!

[Aneesa McMillan @AneesaSM]

I have watched this 322 times today 🤣🤣🤣