Thomas ⚰️

God left me fucking unfinished.

[Thomas ⚰️ @SadDadSzn]

@fleshsimulator WE’RE SO BACK

[Thomas ⚰️ @SadDadSzn]

@fleshsimulator Israel, lizard people, the secret third things that don’t do anything.

[Thomas ⚰️ @SadDadSzn]

@fleshsimulator If we’re taking bets I want to put my money on over 3.5 days.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

shave ur big toe bitch we’re going to the cheesecake factory

[SwiftIke @SwiftIke_]

"I'm a cuckster"

[Cashius Green @CashiusGreen]

I love how TJ Maxx sells everything Riff Raff raps about. i’m finna buy this Bentley air fryer

[Montessori Boy @montessoriboy]

predator catcher

[Thomas ⚰️ @SadDadSzn]

@FrankiePalmeri Ted DiBiase did the “rich and better than you” gimmick better, but Ric was more charismatic.

[Thomas ⚰️ @SadDadSzn]

@fleshsimulator People still care enough about All That Remains to fuck with their singer?

[Thomas ⚰️ @SadDadSzn]

@fleshsimulator Idk what I’m looking at but I’m both afraid and fascinated.

[Mario Judah @mariojudah]

i miss the kirk
i miss the kirk
i miss the kirk
i miss the kirk

i miss the kirks we had
i remember it all
i never said that i was kirk
i remember it all

[Thomas ⚰️ @SadDadSzn]

@drinkgaragebeer Lemme get that long sleeve big dawg

[Garage Beer @drinkgaragebeer]

GIVEAWAY. GARAGE FEAR IS HERE. We made 9 new Halloween things and we’re giving away 2 of every single one. One for you. One for a friend. I guess you could keep both. That’s kinda weird though. RT TO ENTER. Contest ends 9/16/26. Must be 21+.

[Thomas ⚰️ @SadDadSzn]

Professor E. Gadd for Smash. Walk with me.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

here we see a new litter of catfish exploring their new home

[Thomas ⚰️ @SadDadSzn]

@LiquidHbox Walk with me.

[All Elite Wrestling @AEW]

All Elite Wrestling is saddened to learn of the passing of Andy Williams, aka The Butcher. A trailblazing musician with ETID and Atomic Rule, Williams made a successful transition into the world of professional wrestling and was incredibly respected by his peers both in and out of the ring.  Our condolences go out to Williams’ family, friends and fans.

[Thomas ⚰️ @SadDadSzn]

@stagetourgame If y’all are real you’ll have Silent Planet and The Callous Daoboys, Boundaries and Kaonashi if I can be greedy.

[Thomas ⚰️ @SadDadSzn]

@IGN @JeremyNDooley here’s looking at you kid.

[johnathon smegma @givemecumcum]

boner of a lonely fart