Sad Hannaford

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@beansandbs @beingMicahWhite Ooooh, got my Portlands crossed. I can't believe this shit still exists anywhere, really.

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@beingMicahWhite @beansandbs What are these gross assholes here for?

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@BlackANDBlum hmmm, let's see...probiotics, or proalcoholics?

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It's like five blueberries, and this Hannaford employee is standing guard, waiting for someone to pick them up, but won't do it herself.

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"Gut a blueberry spill there, bub." Overheard at the Maine Mall Hannaford

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The guy in front of me in checkout smells like cum, and is buying nothing but a giant case of yellow Gatorade. #SadShaws

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@GriffinClubMerv We're gonna do these in order.

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Is it weird to anyone else that the Gorham Hannaford plays Allison Road by the Gin Blossoms like thirty times a day?

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Thanks so much, Dispatch, for keeping the sadness alive. https://t.co/Ai2n2BSNXH

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Our Disclosures featured photographer this month is the anonymous group @SadHannaford

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You can cure your hunger with this, but not by eating it. #SadHannaford @ Hannaford Bros https://t.co/rbAnZDbmkP

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We feel nothing. #SadHannaford @ Hannaford Bros https://t.co/BQsvzxUuuT

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Have a fresh, double chocolate fuck-it. #SadHannaford @ Hannaford Bros https://t.co/prurWhC3NL

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Dammit, Dicky, stop munchin' the tatahs. #SadHannaford @ Hannaford Bros https://t.co/CW7LlKOr5I

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love is BREWING in hannaford tonight.... #sadhannaford @ Brewer Hannaford https://t.co/N66EnYKOSS

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SOMETIME I RETURN A FAVOR THANKS!!!! hannaford, a place for love #sadhannaford https://t.co/ijEC5UYN1j

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they were 59 cents over budget #sadhannaford @ Standish Hanaford https://t.co/SVCQv9T8c7

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AYYY IT'S OL' WHEAT TORPEDO COMIN' ATCHYA #sadhannaford #hannafordisspelledwronginthelocation… https://t.co/Muriq3ki1N

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Are they legally not allowed to call them donuts? #SadHannaford @ Hannaford https://t.co/KnenkEbqSE

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Welcome to the party. #SadHannaford @ Hannaford https://t.co/mNy6XFnFu7