Noël

I love to laugh. With you or at you, I'm flexible.

[Noël @SadPandaParty]

Thanks @sadgirlsloan for spending 1,167 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Adult. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/QcD74Z5Qtm

[Noël @SadPandaParty]

@ATTHelp I have been trying to cancel my account from abroad FOR HOURS. Please help.

[Noël @SadPandaParty]

@dearhankandjohn @hankgreen @johngreen I worked really hard on this, ok?

[Noël @SadPandaParty]

I haven’t seen my husband awake for more than five minutes in over a week.

[Noël @SadPandaParty]

@Little__Giggles To be honest? The violent school threats/ also local medical lack of guidance

[Noël @SadPandaParty]

I just realized I’m leaving the US in less than 4 months! 😮

[Noël @SadPandaParty]

@Little__Giggles Lol I’m sure we will have plenty of date nights

[Noël @SadPandaParty]

@Little__Giggles Ireland! Back home

[Noël @SadPandaParty]

@Little__Giggles Moving!!

[Noël @SadPandaParty]

“Two steps forward and one step back is still one step forward.” @brooklyn99_fans

[delia @delia_cai]

no more main character energy for 2022... i would like to be the side character....let me show up in a fun outfit and drop a devastating zinger and enjoy my low-stakes b plot.......let someone else do the self-reflection and growth part thank you

[Noël @SadPandaParty]

You ever think that maybe a coma would feel like a real vacation?

[Noël @SadPandaParty]

@APACrimeNet @SaveATXNowPAC @SaveAustinNow APD actually CHOSE to hold the call for two hours, but if you don’t care about a citizen’s safety, why would getting the details correct matter?

[Noël @SadPandaParty]

Salty rice crackers in chocolate hummus are the best. #mbmbamlive

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Dear Science Deniers,

(Anti-vaxers, anti-maskers, climate hoaxers, flat-Earthers, etc)

You found one another & communicate via stupefyingly advanced technologies that pivot on the discoveries of scientists.

Just thought I’d remind you of that fact.

Sincerely,
Your Smart Phone

[Noël @SadPandaParty]

@netflix please stop asking if I’m still watching. I don’t need those vibes, and OF COURSE I’m still watching.

[Noël @SadPandaParty]

A lady yelled at me in H‑E‑B completely unprovoked and called me a nazi bitch for wearing a mask, which doesn’t even make sense. If I was gonna commit genocide, I definitely wouldn’t wear a mask.

[Noël @SadPandaParty]

What’s the best part about being a woman? Well, besides the misogyny, pay gap, blatant sexism and unrealistic beauty standards- it’s getting to feel my ovaries explode once a month. If I’m especially lucky it will last for a whole month.

[Noël @SadPandaParty]

Why does gluten free bread taste like you’re eating gritty kitchen sponges? I appreciate that you won’t upset my digestive system but you have greatly disappointed the tasting complex 🤢

[Noël @SadPandaParty]

Istg if they pull back one more patient who got here after me I’m going to— do absolutely nothing but be furious behind my dancing dinosaur mask.