I love Harrymort fics that start pre-OotP because nothing beats Harry breaking into the Department of Mysteries just to find out his situationship only sent his goons.
Harry: …Where’s Voldemort?
DE: He’s not here!
Harry, incredibly offended: Ex-fucking-cuse me?
@tomarryist Best part of Harry showing up at Tom’s Hogwarts is the immediate, absolutely lethal death glare upon first meeting. Tom’s baffled. Flabbergasted. How could this boy see through the façade…just to catch Harry and Dumbledore having tea one day and concludes it’s a psyop
tomarry is the only ship that feels proportionate to the weirdness of harry's lived experiences. his baseline for intimacy is essentially sharing a soul and having access to someone else's subconscious for most of his adolescence. where exactly are you meant to go from there
#Harrymort smutty threadfic👇🏻
Stuck in a time loop, Harry and Voldemort start pawing at each other in between arguing and researching how to break the loop.
Due to the nature of time loops, they start to lose decorum around others.
obsessed with the implication that tom's closest approximation of faith is faith in his own exceptionalism. his most fundamental assumption seems to be that nothing about him could ever be incidental, which is awfully close to believing he was chosen, isn't it?
i love the idea of harry’s scar glowing whenever voldemort is nearby so ron and hermione just start using harry’s head like a gps. hermione grabbing harry’s cheeks and rotating him in the middle of the forest until ron goes wait stop it got brighter he’s on our LEFT! 😨
I got a bit inspired. Riddle me this, O!Harry presented late at 17 shows up to die infront of A!Voldemort. He walks there with slick down his thighs and Voldemort sniffs the air commands the death Eaters to leave n then fucks the shit out of Harry w his 2 knots