Janet (she/her)

[Good Omens @GoodOmensPrime]

The ineffable wait intensifies. Good Omens returns July 28th, exclusively on @PrimeVideo.

[Thread Reader Unroll Helper @UnrollHelper]

@Mianaught @cmclymer @threadreaderapp @Mianaught Hi! the unroll you asked for: https://t.co/TteAOivzGN Share this if you think it's interesting. 🤖

[Cheyenne is on 🪡 @CheyenneTheGeek]

Welcome to Oh Em Gee Comics! Here’s the trailer for the comedy pilot I wrote called “The Comic Shop”. Come for the comics, stay for the CREW! 😈

[Janet (she/her) @SaderMama]

Dear @Tide, why does your laundry detergent have such a strong smell? I had to wash my clothes using TidePods while traveling recently, and even though I've washed them again at home, I can still smell it. I currently have a migraine, and it literally makes me want to vomit.

[Janet (she/her) @SaderMama]

@saynine I have two full pages of notes for the next time I have one. I absolutely refuse to drink a prep that has sucralose in it ever again. Did you know they have a pill form of the prep? Also, the whole not eating for 24 hour thing is absolute bullshit.

[Ash Dylan @AshDylanLit]

this looks like the cover for a romance about a literary fiction author who agrees to read his neighbor's novel, and he returns it with a note that says she uses the word moist too much and if she doesn't fix it he'll have to spank her, and her next edit has twice as many moists

[Janet (she/her) @SaderMama]

@saynine look, I got a vacuum one year for my birthday and it was the best thing ever! (it was a dyson, and I still have it, it's like 12 years old now!)

[Janet (she/her) @SaderMama]

@saynine stamps! get a custom stamp. One year I had custom cards made by a friend (I paid)

[Dr. Dee Knight @DrDeeKnight]

“A Black man with his Black kindergarten class.”
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[Description: he’s moisturizing their faces as they line up for picture day.]

[Janet (she/her) @SaderMama]

@thephatic it was super helpful with my autistic child, because I was able to make sure he actually did his homework, so he wouldn't fail out of school (since he REFUSED to drop out). with my more NT child, I barely bother to check.

[Janet (she/her) @SaderMama]

How to do laundry when you're depressed | KC Davis | TEDxMileHigh https://t.co/QxnLsXobgK via @YouTube

[Janet (she/her) @SaderMama]

oh goody. both facebook and instagram are down again.

[Janet (she/her) @SaderMama]

@TaraCuda I can't really even go into Sephora anymore, the scent is too strong, triggers migraines for me. And Ulta is closer.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Dear women: 96% of Republicans voted against your legal right to have access to contraceptives and want to pass a national abortion ban. The midterms are in 23 days.

[Janet (she/her) @SaderMama]

@melaniedelp @davidhogg111 "late-term abortion" is not a thing. Those are ALWAYS because of health issues, either for the fetus or the mother.

[Janet (she/her) @SaderMama]

@AshleyGWinter *sigh* my insurance makes me pay a $50 co-pay.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

I've never watched this before, and frankly found it hard not to be genuinely impressed and moved by Prince Harry here.

[Outside Magazine @outsidemagazine]

The process, which began last November, has now been completed, with changes occurring at 643 locations across the country. https://t.co/7FGyizT8l4

[Janet (she/her) @SaderMama]

@ProVillain I know!!!! <3