Former Mullet

voracious skimmer and spaghetti enthusiast with burgeoning far left sensibilities and about 30 years left to live

[Former Mullet @formermullet]

@fadule_ You seem smart.

[Former Mullet @formermullet]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with saying that, if some lunatic killed the president, the world might be better off.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Trump assassination jokes are spiking. Experts worry they promote actual violence.

[Former Mullet @formermullet]

@bfredjoness Who gives a shit?

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@phenstruation (¡)+(¡)+<====3 =/= homo

[Former Mullet @formermullet]

@KCStar Saltstone isn't funny or clever.

[Former Mullet @formermullet]

@Unc1eAnt Loser mentality

[Former Mullet @formermullet]

@kirawontmiss His face is designed to receive cock. The complete absence of a chin provides a perfect spot for a ball sack while he throats the whole shaft.

[Former Mullet @formermullet]

@Watcher3552028 @KCTV5 Thanks for the thoughtful insight, GRAVEL ROAD MOM.

[Former Mullet @formermullet]

@bjhawk92 @KCTV5 Please die.

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@Ajax90210x @KCTV5 Calm down, dipshit.

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@dinosaur_info I like my current heart that doesn't have a soft spot for rapists.

[Former Mullet @formermullet]

@madisontayt_ As a bartender, fuck your server.

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@FilmUpdates She's such a fox.

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@the_cats_meowww No one with above 76 active brain cells gives two shits about you or your insurrectionist husband.

[Former Mullet @formermullet]

@Osirisassad Sound off, guy who pays for Twitter.

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@wldsteppa Stay home then, cunt.

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@justinackermann Maybe you just don't know what iconic means.

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@ClassTerror Lol. He's actually ugly.

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@ohgoditsmatthew Who gives a shit about his cock? He lit a guy on fire and had to transfer to another school. He called it a "bummer." Dude's a certified piece of shit.

[Former Mullet @formermullet]

@ChrisTrapasso Ok.