Fun fact: when you're packing to move, and you take your folded clothes directly from your dresser to you suitcase, it makes you feel like you're a spy who suddenly has to change hideouts. Good times.
Hey @Google, I was trying to make sure I was measuring the gas connection to my dryer correctly, in order to buy the right gas line. I wasn't trying to measure any of the below suggestions, none of which I can recall searching previously?? Do you suggest the same searches to men?
If we embrace a far-left agenda, they’re going to say we’re a bunch of crazy socialists. If we embrace a conservative agenda, they’re going to say we’re a bunch of crazy socialists. So let’s stand up for the right policy, go up there, and defend it. #DemDebate
Overheard from the people moving into my building: "At one point did you rip your pants?" "Oh, earlier, when I was coming up the stairs."
You win. Your moving day was harder than mine.
Did my makeup while my quiche was in the oven. Sat down to eat said quiche and watch @QueerEye. Umm, mistake. Gonna need to redo the makeup. #tears#everytime
If there's one thing I've learned from watching Vikings, it's that battles were bloody and I don't have to watch them to understand what's happening on the show.
Discussing the Starbucks Philadelphia incident in my Organizational Psychology class. Brought up that 8,000 stores were closing down for training. A guy said, "I think it's 9,000." I said, "Dude, I have 7 articles open on my computer about it." #mansplainer
Got a text as I was starting to fall asleep. Immediately woke up and said "Who? Why? Fuck you." Which I feel like are some of life's most important reactions.