SadisticTango 🏴🏳️‍🌈

He/Him, Big-Bearded, Anti-Capitalist/Anti-Fascist/Anti-Racist, D-type/Poly/Sadist; A fan of hyphens, slashes, and semicolons. Probably NSFW.

[SadisticTango 🏴🏳️‍🌈 @SadisticTango]

Not a lie.

[Masochistic Tango @MissusTango]

The best text message I’ve received from @SadisticTango today?

“My penis is progressive!”

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@MissusTango Happy Kinkiversery

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@MissusTango Went a little like this:

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@kathrynbuettner @suchnerve Came here to ask this.

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@redhotsuz Something I've noticed on fetlife...
A lot of cis men who identify as bi/pan switches have something like 'dominant with women, submissive to men' in their profile. I can't help but see that as a bit of a red flag that their dominance falls strictly along heteronormative lines.

[SadisticTango 🏴🏳️‍🌈 @SadisticTango]

@TheSirDax Yeah, I'm wondering if something like that wasn't up. Took him a lot longer and I've always dealt with mild pain on that side occasionally.

I suppose time will tell. Either way, I'll be sterile so huzzah!

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So, I just got my (nnns) vasectomy and am home in bed. First off, the procedure itself wasn't anywhere near as bad as I was expecting. Seriously, the worst part of it was just being 'examined' a bit roughly before he even started. Dude did *not* handle my nuts gently.

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[SadisticTango 🏴🏳️‍🌈 @SadisticTango]

So, I just got my (nnns) vasectomy and am home in bed. First off, the procedure itself wasn't anywhere near as bad as I was expecting. Seriously, the worst part of it was just being 'examined' a bit roughly before he even started. Dude did *not* handle my nuts gently.

[SadisticTango 🏴🏳️‍🌈 @SadisticTango]

TL;DR - Got a vasectomy. Think my left vas deferens might have been too short. Is that even a thing? Worst part was the ride home. Sweetly whispered La Croix sack taps made me almost hurl. Went well.

P.S. - sitting in bed for a few hours, took some ibuprofen. zero pain. 👍

[SadisticTango 🏴🏳️‍🌈 @SadisticTango]

A sack tap whispered from an adjacent room every few seconds wouldn't have been that bad on its own.

Here's a thing about me. My reaction to constant low-grade pain is nausea.

So.

Yeah. I got cold sweats, thought I might need to pull over and barf, but was ultimately fine.

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