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[saffronrose. @SaffronRose_]

what a horrid girl

[Alex The Finesse Kid @IAmAlexCortez]

Gas Pumps be like:

Credit or debit

Do you want a car wash

Do you want a receipt

Are you high right now

Do you ever get nervous

Are you single

[Emily @__emilyatkinson]

Every night I put my alarms on, make sure my phone is on loud, lock and unlock my phone just to make sure it’s loud enough..then every morning I turn them all off n sleep in instead, dunno why I bother x

[Alby @ALBY_LAD]

Hahahahahaha lashin rice at people and playing dumb 😂😂

[Holly Willoughby @hollywills]

Eagle eyed viewers may have noticed a new addition to our table tonight... #DecsNips

[Jim Bell @JimMinusWilson]

My brain: Oo look the Goodman’s

Don’t say it
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Me: SHALOMMMM

[amy harper @amyharperr]

Asif a lad I’ve been on 2 dates with has seriously asked me for money for hurting his feelings, what am I Hastings direct I can’t remember signing a no win no fee guarantee

[Joshuwah @wwwaahh]

Bit chilly this morning, thats it summers over, get the christmas tree up

[Luke @lsull_]

No chance this is coming back. BBC won’t ever air this again, fuckin class but will offend the white vegans

[saffronrose. @SaffronRose_]

Shoutout and blessings to the godsend that created the #tangleteezer . My hair thanks you 🙏🙏

[saffronrose. @SaffronRose_]

💕

[saffronrose. @SaffronRose_]

I have not been this hungover in a long time. Bed where you at?

[saffronrose. @SaffronRose_]

@RBS Hey! Can you please give me some information on what The Global Entrepreneurship Monitor Report entails! Thanks ☺️

[Joshuwah @wwwaahh]

SIR HARRY KANE!!!

[Joshuwah @wwwaahh]

Just fucking nut someone and glass um while youre at it, only yellow