@Number10cat I disagree, since Muskie took over Twitter and named it "X", I have had so many ample-bosomed women follow me for my wry and witty content...long-live Shitter! Hats-off to Nole for his backwoodsman improvement!
Kemi Badenoch has revealed she rarely has time for lunch, and would rather a steak over a sandwich. She likes her steaks like her victories at PMQs - very rare
Any caterers out there, if you’re ever employed by Kemi Badenoch to supply food for a function, I will pay DOUBLE what she’s paying you if you turn up with nothing but moist sandwiches.
@MittensOff ....it's going to be like "Meet the Fockers"....but with a strong Poundshop-Toff vibe...and doubtless an exorcism, stigmata and beatification?
“ When a Clown moves into the Palace, he doesn’t become a King, The Palace becomes a Circus” is a Turkish proverb which is worth heeding in the coming days.
Thanks so much for your recent likes etc for my latest pics. I am really pleased with them after a long summer ‘photo break’. And now I need to chill for a while with a twitter break. X