Quitting Twitter Inc earlier this year is like graduating high school and feeling a bit sad but like, nostalgic, and then a few months later your high school explodes.
@RachBonn 💙 omgosh! I’m so overjoyed for your growing family and so heartbroken for this terrible turn today. 💙 let me know if I can help you in anyway!
Logging on for the last time to say: My time as a Tweep was wonderful cuz of the people who made it so and the culture they built.
No shame in saying fuck E*o*. I hope this blows up in his face.
Going to delete my account after today but find me on LinkedIn or IG: @sagedanic
Thank you. Next. 💙🫡
To my team, Tweeps, and all the dope folks I met along the way, you guys are the best. Thank you for everything. We kicked ass the best we could under intense public scrutiny and our story will be told.
it was too good to be true! the dream job and the dream team. grateful to have been on this ride. bird gang forever y’all. ✌🏻 #oneteam#lovewhereyouworked
i know you’ll miss my thursday emails
hello, writers!! i'm open to personal essay pitches at @CatapultStory; a good Catapult essay looks outward at the world we live in, interpreting our culture as keenly as it investigates a story of the self
pitch guide below, i will pay u $ to use ur brain https://t.co/IpWCpx2olT
MAGA Boomer: At your age I paid off college & bought a house w/hard work
Millennials: At your age college was 3% of median salary—Now its 20%. A median home was $17K—Now its $363K. The top marginal tax rate was 70%—now its 37%. You worked hard—& then closed the door behind you.
My last byline for @TwitterCreate just went up and it made me tear up a little. I miss my job 😫
But I did love talking to @nba_paint and all the other amazing creators I meant over the year. I hope y’all keep crushing it!
Therapist:
Virgo: Listen. I know all my little systems don't matter. I know the world is a dark place. I know there is only the void. And because of that I will create more systems. And more beauty. And be on time. AND BE KIND TO EVERYONE THOUGH I'M IN A LOT OF PAIN.
Writers of fiction!
The Rumpus is open for submissions until the end of this month - 8/31. Stories up to 7,500 words. I'd love to read your surprising, emotionally complex, propulsive, oddball, line-level beauties. @The_Rumpus
https://t.co/w0Isk3zs5r
i wrote this poem on the occasion of @illuminatemics and @AlisonCRollins wedding this weekend. sharing it here because i really like it and i’m proud of it