👸🏼🙄 Fiona

Software Eng | Digital Native | Niche Millennial Content Creator | Kale smoothies recommended, not required. (she/her/👸🏼)
@[email protected]

[👸🏼🙄 Fiona @notFromShrek]

Reading Tweets from activists today:
👸🏼: 😢😥 But I've never *had* to deal with fear and uncertainty before.
👩🏽👵🏿👨🏾👧🏿👩🏻: We have. Get to work.

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

Lock out of twitter office. can no longer pretend I have “got” mr. elons “nose” and make him cry

[👸🏼🙄 Fiona @notFromShrek]

s/sicilian/tweep s/death/humiliation

[👸🏼🙄 Fiona @notFromShrek]

Tweeps just masterfully dunking on that 🤡 and his zombified stans on the website that we made and spent years thinking about, studying, and improving.

[👸🏼🙄 Fiona @notFromShrek]

Step 1 of online brand-management is to, like, not personally reply to everyone who hates you to let them know that they’ve successfully hurt your feelings.

[👸🏼🙄 Fiona @notFromShrek]

Quitting Twitter Inc earlier this year is like graduating high school and feeling a bit sad but like, nostalgic, and then a few months later your high school explodes.

[👸🏼🙄 Fiona @notFromShrek]

Like, ping me if you’re a Tweep friend and you want my # lol, I’ve been relying on DMs for years and I’m pretty sure that He Who Must Not Be Named is gonna start charging per message 🙃

[👸🏼🙄 Fiona @notFromShrek]

The real Twitter Inc was the friends we made along the way 🫡

[👸🏼🙄 Fiona @notFromShrek]

“Why won’t anyone vote on these important issues that we took no position on!?”

[Eric Budd @ericmbudd]

if I get one more email from local Democrats hand-wringing about why voter turnout is down ("long ballots! too many judges!") I'm going to lose my mind

[👸🏼🙄 Fiona @notFromShrek]

@a_pigott He was doing his best

[👸🏼🙄 Fiona @notFromShrek]

@a_pigott That’s where the photo of Twig goes then

[No on 2F! No Means No More Delay @nomeansnodelay]

What happens if annexation is repealed and 2F passes? We lose flood protection, we lose 119 acres of open space, we lose attainable housing and any city oversight into development at the CU South property. We put this graphic together to help. #NOon2F #Boulder #Election2022

[👸🏼🙄 Fiona @notFromShrek]

@binary_aaron @a_pigott @48thRonan Feels like a plan

[👸🏼🙄 Fiona @notFromShrek]

@binary_aaron Don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone

[👸🏼🙄 Fiona @notFromShrek]

No longer at Twitter but for the first time in my life I’d be curious enough to open the team@ emails.

[👸🏼🙄 Fiona @notFromShrek]

@a_pigott @48thRonan Dog friendly offices only, for Twig

[👸🏼🙄 Fiona @notFromShrek]

@a_pigott @48thRonan That’s an office sitcom right there

[👸🏼🙄 Fiona @notFromShrek]

@KLdivergence Just went through and dusted the cobwebs and “connected” w a bunch of other Tweeps who will maybe log in to their soon too haha

[👸🏼🙄 Fiona @notFromShrek]

He totally hid the tape 😅

[👸🏼🙄 Fiona @notFromShrek]

When youre ready to go drop lit