Woz

Clevelander living in FL... with the rest of Ohio.

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Me testing my shower temperature. Not hot enough yet

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Are you there, Twitter? It’s me, Woz

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@GisellePullara Our kids are pretty cool!

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We have all these metaphors for our kids taking off and reaching for the sky, but when she literally does, it was super cool

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“I never went flying with my Algebra class.” ~ Me to all of the other parents.

Kiddo’s in ROTC and so far, it’s been pretty cool. Early AF, but cool.

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@Dax_x98 @MClarissa I would have questions.

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Hey #cle, How did the @budlight thing go after the win? #gobrowns

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@Browns *this morning*
Me: Babe, the Browns won!
Kid: Yeah, I know. I heard you scream.

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These beauties greet me every morning, followed by “Come on, Mom!” while I linger admiring them

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🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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22 years later watching “Jerry McGuire” as a 45 year old, divorced, single mom of a teenager, is a completely different experience 🙄 #completeyourself

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I feel this. My hair is a cross between M’Lynn and Elastigirl currently 🙄 🏈

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I try to speak mindfully in general, but for sure with my teenager. I think she’s starting to get it, but then she says something crazy like “We need to go get me a new bag.” What’s this “we” shit? #Mindfulness #teenager

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@lifetimetv, how many of your #isurvived stories involve people being raped? I’ve been watching and nearly every woman has been raped, repeatedly, violently. Is there data? Can we discuss this?

[Mohawk Flooring @MohawkFlooring]

Two is better than one. Save on your flooring this fall and enter to win one of two prizes worth up to $1,500! https://t.co/KGH99d0F7U

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@DukeEnergy Is your automated system not working? I can't really be the first to report an outage in my area... #irma #pasco #florida #day5

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@alyankovic Please make a parody of "Hot in Herre" by #Nelly for anyone who has ever gone without power; "Smelly in Herre" #HurricaneIrma

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Tales from the Duck Pond: What I've Learned in My First 13 Years As a Parent... https://t.co/UrcSM2cLGA

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So stinking cute https://t.co/3tFu4wsosT

[sleepless librarian @Ibtbanksy]

#wcw @KayEmily2 @ladyshae121 @WorkProlly @SarcasticBish2U @MaryG0401 @worldofmarilyn @lizs_heart @mseric @SinCityChiGirl @LaNaranjaMala 😊💕✌🏻

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Her name is Sahara. She is in bad shape, but e.a.r.sanimalrescue has her now and will be taking… https://t.co/NbDshInYTZ