SaidItToMyKids

A random collection of things I've actually said to my four children.

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@archeohistories This reminds me of a book I read recently

https://t.co/SIbs4877Xu

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.@RhoadsForSenate, please REJECT the executive budget proposal to increase the number of charter schools and SUPPORT proposals to require local school board and community approval for charter schools. @nysut #charterschoolsdivideus

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.@AssemblymanDGM, please REJECT the executive budget proposal to increase the number of charter schools and SUPPORT proposals to require local school board and community approval for charter schools. @nysut #charterschoolsdivideus

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@HDumpty39 Florida, or not...
https://t.co/hVncFOhZwY

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@TheHornGuy Here's real deal:
https://t.co/9Jr1EbJvhS

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@TheHornGuy Youtube music is ok but it's driving me nuts that it won't sort by genre. Also using iBroadcast but had to upload my whole library

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@ShannonDingle My co-worker was so angry about not having French toast that she followed me around for ten minutes screaming "get away from me"

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@hockeyfights Lots of good ones left off - How did Clark Gillies vs Ed Hospodar not make it?

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@CharlieBorgesJr @FisherJillian @SwampRabbits If gritty had a baby

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Food doesn't sleep.

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Throwing a stick at a beehive is just dumb. There's no other way to put it.

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Well, that would solve the problem, but it's going to be really difficult to train the geese to go in the garbage cans.

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No. You're not going to kill your brother. That's my job.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My 3-year-old told me "I hate you" and "I love you" in a 2-minute timespan.

She's already a teenager.

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No! You're almost 7 years old. You don't run around naked and you don't poop with the door open.

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It's not half-burned. It's medium toasted.

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Children who are climbing the walls do not get crumb cake.

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You're not getting pimple cream. Now be quiet and say goodnight.

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Dinner ended early tonight because you got into a knife fight with your sister and you think you're getting cupcakes?!?

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When you're playing with four kids under the age of nine, Old Maid becomes a full contact game.