SailorBootleg

I exist

[Houston Stressans @TexansCommenter]

Louis Riddick a Jaguars fan??

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Kayla sounds like a 90s anime character. Someone get her on a dub immediately.

[SailorBootleg @SailorBootleg]

I hate The Sims (except Urbz.). A game where I have to be a project manager is not for me. I don’t want to create storylines, drama or manage my bladder. And I actually like some life simulation games (I love Harvest Moon (OG, not the new one.), Animal Crossing and others).

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All Splinter Cell games are cozy except for Blacklist.

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Y’all Salina was also playing people and that’s ok cause this is a game. And yes she can crash out cause that’s $200,000 on the line. But the girls are PLAYING THE GAME TOO!!!! #DragRace

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks @MistressIBrooks]

Pink bracket I want to thank yall for carrying on my legacy… my soul possessed Salina during her crash out. Silky made the mistake of wearing a wig I gave her and my evil thieving spirit possessed her body… wow. Job well done men. Job well done. 👍

[leo ⟢ @mistressdelrey]

i love how everyone in this bracket has secured another all stars #allstars11

[𝘓𝘜𝘝 ❀࿐ @DragDiors]

april is a VILLAIN omggg !! she worded it like she was giving it to salina and then gave it to crystal omgg !! #DragRace #AllStars

[SailorBootleg @SailorBootleg]

If my last name on my social security card and my drivers license has been changed changed, because I needed to show my marriage license to get a new social before you can get a new Drivers License, WHY do I keep having to show my marriage license for a name change?!?!?!?!

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Alright Megan Pete. Get in that studio. You taught the girls to leave at the first sign of disrespect no matter how far in the relationship you are.

NOW GET IN THAT STUDIO!!!!

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I can’t believe she was eliminated. #DragRace. Like..,. I don’t even want to watch the finale.

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I finished RE9 Requiem in 12 hours and I want to replay it but I didn’t know I couldn’t skip the Wrenwood portion 😭 please let me skip this.

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I’m sorry to everyone, I thought an americano was gross and watered down coffee. I love them now.

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Spending money on a war to bomb children but not spending money to take care of children here.

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I’m late to last weeks episode of Drag Race. Number 1, what a strange question to ask Brooke Shields. Number 2, Kenya is safe because as that one YouTuber mentioned: she’s the narrator. Number 3, Ru reminded us he makes the final decision for the lip sync

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Are Katseye signed to MegaRecords? It’s just feels so Josie and the Pussycats. Well more like DuJour, but not as catchy.

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I’m late but my goodness Mia Starr’s talent was so good I’ve watched it 4 times lol

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I will stop watching a movie that’s bad. I’ll stop watching a show that’s bad. I will also stop reading a book that’s bad. I’ll stop playing a video game that’s bad.

All forms of media will be stopped if I think it’s bad. No, I will not suffer “for the plot” get outta here.

[SailorBootleg @SailorBootleg]

I hate when a northerner makes fun of Texas for our cold weather. People died in 2021. Homes flooded cause of busted pipes and now it’s a lil “jokey joke” to people like “hahah Texas shuts down for half an inch of snow”

[SailorBootleg @SailorBootleg]

Who rebranded the airplane cookie to the point it’s everywhere? I like a lil biscoff here and there but we don’t need it in our yogurt.