If I had a penny for every AL east third baseman who chanted “Da jankees lose” with David Ortiz then watched a national league team win the World Series on their home field, I’d have two pennies, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
Steelers coaching staff:
Here’s Jaylen Warren, slalom skiing through the hole and making a defender miss
And now that we’re close to the goal line here’s Rico Dowdle to run as hard as he can into the left tackle’s back, followed up by a DK Metcalf fade which he’s 2-90 on
Building the ideal NFL roster based entirely on their relationship situation:
QB: Married to an above-average looking woman he met before he was famous. Attractive, supportive, but not Madison Beer hot. QB1 cannot have distractions.
RB: Knocked up his college girlfriend sophomore year. Still with her. 3 kids. Rumored mistress that everyone in the organization knows about but nobody discusses. May have one domestic violence charge that got dropped.
WR1: Completely single. Zero responsibilities. Following 4,700 women on Instagram. Let him cook.
WR2: Dating an Instagram model with 800k followers. Relationship is extremely toxic. Somehow this makes him better.
Slot WR: White guy married to a beautiful mid blonde. Golden retriever. Two kids. Lives 12 minutes from the facility. Automatic on 3rd & 7.
TE: Dating a famous actress/singer who gets shown during every broadcast. Annoying but necessary for team morale.
LT/RT: Married to high school sweethearts. Southern women. Three kids minimum. Own homes on 5+ acres. Absolutely zero nightlife.
Guards: Also married. Wives are best friends. Joint family vacations every offseason.
Center: Has been with the same woman since 8th grade. She packs his lunch.
WR3: Single, but not famous enough to pull WR1 numbers. Gets the girls WR1 stopped responding to.
Kicker: Wife is inexplicably a 10. Nobody understands how he did it.
Punter: You have literally no idea if he has ever spoken to a woman.
This team goes 14-3.
Remember when the 2017 Yankees were down 2-0 in the ALDS, and came back to beat the Indians in 5 games.
Yeah that shit ain’t happening this year, let’s pack it up y’all