ChristianJon should be writing.

I am just a boy standing in front of the world asking it to validate his feelings. To fuck around is human, to find out is divine. 🌈🇬🇺he/him

[ChristianJon should be writing. @SaitsChristian]

I seriously cannot stand that @instagram does not have your timeline in chronological order. I just say a post from “two weeks ago”, before a picture posted “three hours ago” #fixmytimeline

[ChristianJon should be writing. @SaitsChristian]

My twitter app has officially changed over to the dreaded x. Good bye, Twitter.

[ChristianJon should be writing. @SaitsChristian]

Ew.

[ChristianJon should be writing. @SaitsChristian]

@DTCNPlus3 This was yesterday and I didn’t even call you.

[ChristianJon should be writing. @SaitsChristian]

I just experienced my 13th reason and no one is picking up their phone so I can dramatically cry about it for a second.

[ChristianJon should be writing. @SaitsChristian]

Worst Queso Scenario. Fuck off.

[KRON4 News @kron4news]

Worst queso scenario: A truck carrying nacho cheese crashed on an Arkansas highway Tuesday afternoon, leaving a cheesy mess across the roadway. https://t.co/kdcfRg9reV

[ChristianJon should be writing. @SaitsChristian]

Asia? Is this y’all?

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In 1967, during the Vietnam War, an American soldier held up a Scolopendra subspinipes, a species of giant centipede found throughout Asia. The centipede preys on insects like spiders and scorpions but can overpower small mammals or reptiles. It uses its venomous jaws and other legs to immobilize its prey until the fast-acting venom takes effect. The centipede's body is reddish-brown and can reach a maximum length of 12 inches (30 cm). In the photo, the centipede is being held up by a fishing line and appears closer to the camera than the soldier standing nearby, who isn't actually touching the centipede.

[ChristianJon should be writing. @SaitsChristian]

I’m going to need this lawyer to write a tell-all one day. For now I am sat and waiting.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Lizzo is being represented by Hollywood lawyer Marty Singer for her harassment and toxic workplace lawsuit.

Singer’s clientele ranges from a variety of stars, including Bill Cosby, Johnny Depp, Charlie Sheen, Chris Brown, Brett Ratner, and currently, Jonah Hill.

[ChristianJon should be writing. @SaitsChristian]

Can this not be a thing?

[Z @youseemsad]

now that lizzo is canceled can we all agree meghan trainor is the real icon for the big gworls!!! https://t.co/YAKTzHFTt2

[ChristianJon should be writing. @SaitsChristian]

@geequint We all remember our traumas in some way shape or form.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Donald Trump's lawyer says, “President Trump is present, your honor.”

Judge Upadhyaya says, “Good afternoon, Mr. Trump.”

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ChristianJon should be writing. @SaitsChristian]

@fromdusktiljuan The water one and the peach one taste like ass.

[ChristianJon should be writing. @SaitsChristian]

This is what it is like to be a woman in society. This is “We’re pregnant” energy.

[A Shot @ashotmagazine]

Barbenheimer has passed $1 billion.

• BARBIE - $700M
• OPPENHEIMER - $300M

[ChristianJon should be writing. @SaitsChristian]

That’s why “That’s So Raven” having a 4th season, the first ever on the network , was a shocking thing. Because before then the status quo was to save money by not going over 3 seasons to avoid paying everyone fair, (barely) living wages.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Joey Bragg says Disney Channel didn’t have to pay 100% of minimum wage to actors in first 3 seasons of some shows

They would then reboot the series under a different name — “We were Liv & Maddie, the last season was ‘Liv & Maddie: Cali Style’”

(Source: https://t.co/U9wnF6kWbo)

[ChristianJon should be writing. @SaitsChristian]

@kellyclarkson ate.

[katie dey @katie_dey]

how i feel trying to have a conversation at the club

[ChristianJon should be writing. @SaitsChristian]

Most teachers can’t name them.

[ChristianJon should be writing. @SaitsChristian]

Amazing. https://t.co/DJNUdkRd2i

[Ronnie @RonnieKL13]

y’all heard it here first

[ChristianJon should be writing. @SaitsChristian]

If you didn’t already figure it out it this is what the Barbie movie was talking about. Imagine making significantly less money than someone else and thinking it is the same as that person.

[THEObr❂mic @theobromic_]

this barbie has writers block