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The only thing to hold down is the 'Shift' cause it's all 'caps'

[Brian Armstrong @brian_armstrong]

People are capable of far more than they think, on far shorter timelines. Problems expand to fill the time you give them.

[maddie rune🪰 @themaddierune]

Writing taught me that clarity is an act of courage. It's easy to stay vague. Vague is safe. Vague doesn't commit to anything.

[Constitutional Fascist @theodemocrat]

@McNasty no man buys milk from the same cow twice , for he is not the same man, and it is not the same cow

[` @SakawaAdolph]

@ick_real Sansa

[FourFourTwo @FourFourTwo]

😭 That's the 2026 Puskás Award decided, then.

[Njiwa🇷🇼 @njiwa__]

I personally think, when people get to the airport they just decide to act like they have never been human before.

[` @SakawaAdolph]

@KennedyMmari Hapana. High beam (full) ni kwaajili ya kuona mbali kwenye highways. Low beam inakuwezesha kuona chochote in city driving hata kma kuna ujenzi. Watumiaji wa high beam sababu zao ni either “kila mtu anafull”, ameweka tint kioo cha mbele au hajui matumizi ya full

[` @SakawaAdolph]

@KennedyMmari Ustaarabu kwa madereva TZ bado. Angalia tu matumizi ya full vs dim light barabarani. Hakuna barabara Dar inayomfanya driver awashe full light but angalia kila mtu anavyowasha full.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

My Spotify ‘Liked Songs’ playlist is just a sedimentary rock formation of my mental health over the years

[Peter Burns @PeterBurnsESPN]

I absolutely hate social media algorithms 99% of the time.

But the 1% gave me the greatness of the Afroman trial.

#Blessed

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Neverrrrrrrrrr underestimate the blessing of having zero health problems and still having your parents alive.

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

i have a theory that it takes two weeks of obsession to reach the top 10% of a field, two months to reach the top 1%, two years to reach the top 0.1%, and two decades to reach the top 0.01%.

[` @SakawaAdolph]

@kasesco_tz Kwa swali hili inabidi uwe mkweli na strategic. Sina mpango wa kuondoka hapa. Niliomba nafasi hii kwa sababu inanivutia, inanipa fursa ya kujifunza na kukua. Ikiwa baadaye kutatokea fursa bora zaidi, ningeifikiria tu kama itaendana zaidi na malengo yangu ya muda mrefu.

[joowon @n0w00j]

interviewed a candidate this morning and his stomach growled, then when i asked ‘did you not eat breakfast?' to break the ice, he said nah ‘i’m hungry to win with yall’

💀💀💀

[🎀 @lilmissnothoein]

Whatever you do, pray for the ability to see your own sins, your own hypocrisy, and your own shortcomings. Never lose sight of that— never get so carried away pointing fingers that you forget you, too, have abscesses that need tending.

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

Spending 365 days without seeing yourself in hospital, prison or cemetery is something to thank God for.

[KAEGO ♤ @kaaego]

Unforeseen circumstances watching you spend money on seen circumstances 😂

[Hasan @H_K2400]

WFH is so great until you realise you’ve walked about 17 steps all day