Carl

Not an actual chicken.

[Carl @SalamiCannon]

@ZiaYusufUK Yes, it seems that descendants of immigrants are becoming the most racist of all British citizens

[Carl @SalamiCannon]

@Lord_Sugar Depends on how much less ends up being paid into the economy by shifting all of this purchasing over to a known dodger

[Carl @SalamiCannon]

@badgers_back Or when they die driving the wrong way on a major road

[Carl @SalamiCannon]

@_found_missing_ @fesshole The op could be a girl...

[Carl @SalamiCannon]

@antipillock @danwootton With the added bonus that they'll have all turned the alerts off now, ready for a 'real' emergency

[Carl @SalamiCannon]

@TweetsFailMe @andyburnham Here's how I dealt with it:

Received alarm
Thought, ooh that's bad
Realised I'm not a massive cunt that lights BBQs in a bone dry field
Got on with my life

[Carl @SalamiCannon]

@RupertLowe10 Let's face it, being told by the government that they shouldn't do it means that the silly cunts will 100% do it, just to rebel. This is the population you and your brethren have created you stupid fucktard

[Carl @SalamiCannon]

@RupertLowe10 In fairness, 90% off your followers probably didn't realise

[Carl @SalamiCannon]

@RasheedPat63498 @arcadeuk @biggle1908 Now there's a rogue's gallery of cunts if I ever did see one

[Carl @SalamiCannon]

@K453535 @bigdutch7 @biggle1908 Prison here? You should get yourself in as a Reform candidate with that amazing bit of future thought

[Carl @SalamiCannon]

@fesshole Great, but you should have chosen a lower number, just to be absolutely certain of a hit

[Carl @SalamiCannon]

@lucyjaynewhite1 What's in a name though? Some Lucys are cunts too...

[Carl @SalamiCannon]

@Ayadkhdhir @AJLyoons Problem is, most of the racists that do post shit like this also spell like they are in primary school, so...

[Carl @SalamiCannon]

@Lynbodegas Over 70s should relinquish their driving licence, full stop.

[Carl @SalamiCannon]

@veryfathomer Bless

[Carl @SalamiCannon]

@fesshole Maybe this is exactly what happened to his mate?

[Carl @SalamiCannon]

@Aylmer51 @fesshole They said 'office', not brothel

[Carl @SalamiCannon]

@fesshole So that's where CJ from eggheads is working these days...

[Carl @SalamiCannon]

@JamesAlexKirby Yeah, if it doesn't help you then it must be pointless

[Carl @SalamiCannon]

@HenMazzig Maybe the manager has a Palestinian friend whose child has been killed in the genocide?

The problem with Israelis is that they have no empathy for others or ability to link cause and effect, just too busy playing the anti-semitism card.