Saleem Chikna

I killed the bus driver

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Damn you auto carrot !

[Saleem Chikna @SaleemChikna]

Mereko chaiye more followers

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Sonakshi orders headphones from Amazon, gets iron piece; shares pic
https://t.co/o8oZ5Vntky
-via @inshorts

[Saleem Chikna @SaleemChikna]

People are looking at your profile. So what. Fuck them

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Girl gets 700 likes on Linkedin for a selfie. What has the world come to..

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I dont think my life is a funny story, so very less funny tweets

[Saleem Chikna @SaleemChikna]

Godhra >1000
Demonetisation >80
Modi makes sure the ppl die in his regime

[हम्बल-फूल @shutchup]

New Google Doodle

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Pant main paise bhoolne ki himmat hai toh karke dikhao

[Saleem Chikna @SaleemChikna]

America wont make sense again!

[Saleem Chikna @SaleemChikna]

Only rats abandon a sinking ship

[Saleem Chikna @SaleemChikna]

"That's what" - She

[Aladdin @Alllahdin]

1. Before buying iPhone 7
2. After buying iPhone 7

[Saleem Chikna @SaleemChikna]

Airport sec: do you have extra baggage?
Me: Yes! Only emotional *cries*

[Saleem Chikna @SaleemChikna]

I just got 238,083 on "Home on Derange" in Fieldrunners 2! I am Einstein, but handsome! https://t.co/BBvKYRoYYo #fieldrunners2

[Saleem Chikna @SaleemChikna]

Don't swoon too much over my shocking 137,974 points on "Home on Derange"! https://t.co/BBvKYRoYYo #fieldrunners2

[LeEco India @LeEcoIndia]

Attention #Superfans! Be the first to win our brand new #SuperPhone Le 1s. Retweet & like to enter the contest!

[Saleem Chikna @SaleemChikna]

Dont miss, kiss. Best hai!

[Saleem Chikna @SaleemChikna]

Men will always have to struggle being mistaken for waiters or a salesperson

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

Really? A fucking salad??

- Julius Caesar coming back to life