Andrew Burtonwood

I exist. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

[Andrew Burtonwood @SalesburyBeard]

@Geoff_McGivern He's wonderful.

[Andrew Burtonwood @SalesburyBeard]

@GroomB Must have missed their article last year when the M6 turned 65.

[Andrew Burtonwood @SalesburyBeard]

@GervaseWebb No, they expect to be literally taken.

[Andrew Burtonwood @SalesburyBeard]

@hughlaurie I feel @helenczerski would know this one.

[Andrew Burtonwood @SalesburyBeard]

@ushersbakehouse I mean, it's a thought. I'd be willing to make the effort to be a taster if you were looking to start sending via delivery...

[Andrew Burtonwood @SalesburyBeard]

@GervaseWebb Half a ring cycle? Assuming you're going by asthmatic snail.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

It is clear that @elonmusk needs to stay out of British politics.

RT if you agree.

[Andrew Burtonwood @SalesburyBeard]

@GervaseWebb Chaii

[Andrew Burtonwood @SalesburyBeard]

@GervaseWebb The funeral march is perkier than our national anthem.

[Andrew Burtonwood @SalesburyBeard]

@WarbyNeil @ChrisStoneTV @RobDotHutton @mrjamesob @reformparty_uk Yes, minister.

[Andrew Burtonwood @SalesburyBeard]

@parkersarms @GaryUsher_ Offal back on the menu next week?

[Andrew Burtonwood @SalesburyBeard]

@Scriblit "You think this is going on a while? I once listened to a whole episode of World At One."

[Andrew Burtonwood @SalesburyBeard]

@nedboulting The son of someone I used to play cricket with. Saw him throw a cricket ball about 30 yards when he was about two years old.

[Andrew Burtonwood @SalesburyBeard]

@AndrewCities @GroomB @CentreforCities Is there one that shows skill level against place of birth/education? I know a few people who moved south because that's where the job/money was.

[Graeme Cobb ⚡️🚙🚗 ⚡️ @graeme_cobb]

I discovered that I can post about an EV with 315,000 miles and be told it’s run on coal its entire life, that EVs are dirtier than ICE cars and renewables are bad for the planet.
So I shall post this amazing video narrated by Robert Llewelyn from @FullyChargedShw
It will undoubtedly trigger some folk

[Andrew Burtonwood @SalesburyBeard]

@SoVeryBritish Red sauce is for ice-cream. Ketchup is for chips. Bacon and/or sausage is always brown sauce.

[Andrew Burtonwood @SalesburyBeard]

@GroomB They still do it.

[Andrew Burtonwood @SalesburyBeard]

@SoVeryBritish Hopefully this is a very large can where the person who committed this atrocity will be placed before it's sealed.

[Ben Canham @wweisawesome123]

I am not sure if anyone cares
what a 27 year old with autism
and special needs has to say,
but I want to help inspire others.
I lost both my parents when
I was 19. I was attacked
and bullied.
But it hasn’t broken me.

Can you retweet this
if you care what I have to say?

[Andrew Burtonwood @SalesburyBeard]

Hi @unitedutilities just wondering if this is what I should expect when drinking tap water?