Boring Car Salesman

People in the #carbiz will think this is funnier than people outside the #carbiz. #carbiz

[Boring Car Salesman @SalesmanBoring]

A customer who bought a used car 11 months ago came in today complaining about her brakes. I asked if she used them at all in the last 11 months and she said that she did. I walked her over to service and had myself a coffee while I was over there.

[Boring Car Salesman @SalesmanBoring]

We had a 3 day sale this week so I worked alot more than I normally do.

[Boring Car Salesman @SalesmanBoring]

This weekend it seemed like I was exchanging alot of text messages with other dads trying to figure out who has what for skate sizes. Hopefully I need to make at least 3 trades because then I will get at least 3 quick pints in with the boys. #dadshare #hockey

[Boring Car Salesman @SalesmanBoring]

Today I had an argument with another sales person about who was going to buy coffee. It probably went too far but in the end another sales person stepped in to settle the dispute by buying us both coffee. He the real mvp. #🐐

[Boring Car Salesman @SalesmanBoring]

A customer brought timbits to work today for our staff. I asked if there was any old fashioned plain and she said that there was. I said thank you.

[Boring Car Salesman @SalesmanBoring]

Today I sold one station wagon and one SUV. I didn’t sell a sedan today. When we were closing, I took a phone up on a hatchback so that likely won’t lead to me selling a sedan either.

[Boring Car Salesman @SalesmanBoring]

This morning I spoke to a lady who was walking our lot looking for a really specific, rare used car that I didn't have. I asked if she knew what the internet was. She said that she did. I gave her my card.

[Boring Car Salesman @SalesmanBoring]

Another month end is in the books. Tomorrow we will start a new month and I’m looking forward to new programs. Hopefully lots of people come into the dealership in August because I would enjoy that.

[Boring Car Salesman @SalesmanBoring]

I was looking for a sedan on the lot today with a customer when she saw a station wagon she liked. We ended up looking at both and she’ll get back to me soon.

[Boring Car Salesman @SalesmanBoring]

I stopped for gas this morning and the lady in front of me had minimum 200 lottery tickets to go through. I thought the morning rush at a gas station might not be the time for this but she thought otherwise. #winner #gagnon #UNCLE

[Boring Car Salesman @SalesmanBoring]

I was thinking about leaving on time today but this one gentleman and his bifocals/clipboard had other plans for me. #overtime

[Boring Car Salesman @SalesmanBoring]

Today a customer called to get an update on her car. She purchased 24 hours prior to calling me and I told her when she purchased that it would be at least 3 weeks. She asked if I would let her know when it arrives and I said that I would. I bet she calls again within 24 hours.

[Boring Car Salesman @SalesmanBoring]

Today we are having a sale on our in-stock vehicles. That means we are hyping a sale on our in-stock vehicles but we will also take the same deal if we don’t have it in stock. We would all prefer to sell stock today at our in stock sale.

[Boring Car Salesman @SalesmanBoring]

I was trying to leave work to start drinking for St. Patrick’s Day. An up came in the showroom, so I quickly rolled underneath a showroom car to hide but then the other salesman and the up got inside the car. I waited it out and now I feel like I deserve a green beer right away.

[Boring Car Salesman @SalesmanBoring]

@HayesTSN used to weigh more than he does now. This is what @HayesTSN would look like if he didn’t clean up his act. He would be calling the Xavier game looking like this. #Overdrive @odognine2 @jamiemclennan29

[Boring Car Salesman @SalesmanBoring]

The Maple Leafs had a big game tonight against the Stars. I was hoping to watch it but Paul Romanuk was commentating with Greg Millen. Instead I watched Scandal on Netflix with my wife. We are up to date on Scandal now. #TMLtalk

[Boring Car Salesman @SalesmanBoring]

A woman asked if her payment would go down if she put more money down. I said yes. She asked how much it would go down. I said it depends.

[Boring Car Salesman @SalesmanBoring]

I was minding my own business scrolling through @instagram and the next thing you know I just have to have a Ketchup Doritos jacket. Have to.

[Boring Car Salesman @SalesmanBoring]

My @TimHortons coffee cup say rrrroll up the rim to win but whenever I rrrroll up the rim, the cup asks me to Please Play Again. So far I have rrrrolled up 17 rims in a row and I’m getting tired of this game. #loser

[Boring Car Salesman @SalesmanBoring]

I watched the Eagles win the Super Bowl but I also watched the Sunday action on @TradeRevTweets