When I was a kid all my friends wanted to be doctors or lawyers, policemen or firefighters. I wanted to be Rosie O’Donnell. I though eat ring dings, sing show tunes, fall in love with Tom Cruise. Life complete @Rosie need an opening announcer??ps I’m better on insta @Sallopizzo
This is NOT an aging app. It’s just so hot in NYC today that my face literally melted. #hothothot#summerdays#heatwave#immelting @ New York, New York https://t.co/gnDaK11yg5
@BoyGeorge Ohhhhh myyy Gaaaawwwwddd! I just found out the song is #KarmaChameleon All this time I thought it was “Come A Come A Come A Come A Come A Chameleon!” 🙄🙄🙄🙄And now that I’m writing it -I’m like what the fuck is “Come A” anyway??!!! #foolish#mindblown#smh