Sal LoPizzo

Stand up comic and entertainment host.

[Sal LoPizzo @Sallopizzo]

@GameShowCasting Does anyone know when the deadline is?? Thanks so much.

[Sal LoPizzo @Sallopizzo]

When I was a kid all my friends wanted to be doctors or lawyers, policemen or firefighters. I wanted to be Rosie O’Donnell. I though eat ring dings, sing show tunes, fall in love with Tom Cruise. Life complete @Rosie need an opening announcer??ps I’m better on insta @Sallopizzo

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@JoeBiden @staceyabrams #DreamTicket #please #2020Vision

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@realDonaldTrump What about when you lingered behind @HillaryClinton like a bad fart? #FakePresident #IllegitimatePresident #WorstPresidentEver #loveyoumeanit #Intimidationfail #FailureOfLeadership #2020Vision

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This is NOT an aging app. It’s just so hot in NYC today that my face literally melted. #hothothot #summerdays #heatwave #immelting @ New York, New York https://t.co/gnDaK11yg5

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I entered the Lottery for #ShakespeareinthePark on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter too: https://t.co/PLbyH3YUzo

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I entered the Lottery for #ShakespeareinthePark on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter too: https://t.co/PLbyH3YUzo

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I entered the Lottery for #ShakespeareinthePark on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter too: https://t.co/PLbyH3YUzo

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Bitch stole my look #metgala2019 #beourguest #fashion #gaygoomba #standupcomedy https://t.co/kWI9PiUA5H

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@BoyGeorge Ohhhhh myyy Gaaaawwwwddd! I just found out the song is #KarmaChameleon All this time I thought it was “Come A Come A Come A Come A Come A Chameleon!” 🙄🙄🙄🙄And now that I’m writing it -I’m like what the fuck is “Come A” anyway??!!! #foolish #mindblown #smh

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Next Tuesday 4/30. Check us out. #standupcomedy #lgbtqcomics #standupnycomedyclub #thingstodoinnyc #gaygoomba @ Stand Up NY https://t.co/SCv2JfrjHp

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I had a great time tonight @carolinesonbway. Thanks to Ray Gootz for having me. #standupcomedy #carolinesonbroadway #gaygoomba @ Carolines on Broadway https://t.co/f2rcLRoQzn

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We all love Lucy and apparently Lucy loved Poppers. I see you Lucy. #ohyeshoney 😘🤪🤪😘 https://t.co/65tLuQprQd

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Save the date. Go to https://t.co/i3CBFPAFu3 for tix. #gothamcomedyclub #thingstodoinnyc #gaygoomba #gaycomedy @ Gotham Comedy Club https://t.co/BVwM1pwpcM

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I am so excited to be a part of this killer line up!! Check us out in two weeks 2/20 @gothamcomedy. Purchase tix at https://t.co/i3CBFPj4Cv #standupcomedy #gothamcomedyclub #gaygoomba… https://t.co/ODSG1LdAKN

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As the great @chrisrock once said-“crackhead go with crackhead“#KanyeWest #MAGA #trump #resist

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It’s a lawwwnng island weekemd 4 me!!Fri I’m hosting @mfproslynhotel for @BobDibuono n Sat I’m going to see my fav @Rosie n @RandyRainbow in Huntington #ohhappyday #standupcomedy

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Emergency being @realDonaldTrump is #POTUS