Sally Rae Hamer

Chicago📍 Publicist 👩‍💻 I ❤️ my bike @cyclebar 🚴🏼‍♀️

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On a scale of Juliet Act 2 Scene 2 to Ophelia Act 3 Scene 2, my PMS is at about a Lady MacBeth Act 2, Scene 2🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

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On a date last night a man told me I have an adorable Midwestern accent so RIP to all the money that went into the voice portion of my acting degree. To be fair I’d had like 3 glasses of wine.

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*slam dunks 2020 into the trashcan*

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Today I slept in until nine, deep cleaned my apartment, washed and folded all my linens, got a workout in, took a hot shower, and then sat down on my couch and said out loud “Wow, what a great Saturday.” Unrelated, how do you know you’re getting old?

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@SaraCosty LMAOOOO

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@SaraCosty I watched that episode two days ago...

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Today on Zoom Shakespeare, we're doing "Two Gentlemen of Verona" and in some twist of fate, I'm playing Proteus and hooooooo BOY! Is he the ultimate Chad™️ or what?

SYLVIA: What's your will?

PROTEUS, PROBABLY: To get those digits ahahaha 🤪

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@SaraCosty Same. Walked my friend’s dog 2 miles, grocery shopped for the next week, washed all of my workout clothes and my bedding, vacuumed, cleaned the kitchen, remade the bed, ran five miles and walked 3 more. But like, in my mind.... I didn’t... do... anything?

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Day 173920$35 of lockdown and I guess I hit the “self improvement” phase because I gave up booze for at least 2 weeks and I deleted my dating apps because I cannot be bothered by men rn. Also I start my new job on Monday👏🏼

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Quarantine Day 12

6 AM: Morning wake up yoga flow. Candles lit. Water for tea boiling on the stove. my body is a temple

6:45 AM: Flopped back in bed craving hot pockets

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@PardinePrincess Yes!! 😂

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Once during a family party was in the kitchen w/ my Gramma Phyllis and she leans in and whispers “Sally Rae” so I lean in and whisper “What?” And she leans in further and goes “I put Pinot Grigio in the jello” and that ladies & gentlemen is the kind of 85 year old I aspire to be

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Recently, my doorman started calling me "Red". We always chat for a couple minutes when I get home, so one day I told him that story. Every day since then, when I come home, he says "Welcome home, Pink!" and it makes me smile so big <3

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When my Gramma and Grampa were dating as teenagers, he called her "Red" becasue of her hair. One day, she told him she didn't like the nickname, so he said "Ok, I'll call you Pink" and it stuck. Her friends called her Pink all her life. It was even on her license plate.

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There were two flies terrorizing me in my new apartment, and I didn’t have a flyswatter. So I caught both with my bare hands, and killed them. I also ran 6.2 miles. You could say I’m crushing this Monday. #thriving

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LIVING for the fact that Van Helsing is a woman on @netflix’s #Dracula.

Dracula: “Van Helsing! Who are you?”
Van Helsing: “Your every nightmare at once. An educated woman in a crucifix.”
Me:

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Came home from work and decided to just chill out and watch a Christmas movie... well jokes on me bc Kate Winslet’s monologue in “The Holiday” is hitting me HAWRD in the feels rn.

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@_brandonrivera I am fully obsessed with you. Colossally obsessed, actually.

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Yes I did come from work and lip sync showtunes to myself in my bathroom mirror for 30 minutes why who’s asking?

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Guys I love the location of my new apartment sooooo much, BUT there is no Trader Joe's nearby and it's killing meeeee. I'm jonesing for a hit of Guilt Free Spinach and Kale dip.

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Me, picking up a small decorative table from my sister, to take it to my new place: “Is it just me, or does this look like it belongs in Beauty And The Beast?”
@tesshamer3: “Oh 100% I can totally picture it walking”