Salome Wilde

Not using this account anymore. Forgot the password or I’d delete.

[Weird Alifrey @weirdalifrey]

This is true.

[Salome Wilde @SalomeWilde]

Holy shit, @davidplotz @emilybazelon and @jdickerson! Could you truly not cut the whale murder story David told? Surely there is editing that can be done. I cringed and was horrified by the embarrassing excess of this week’s @Slate Political Podcast!

[Salome Wilde @SalomeWilde]

@onpnwtime Wow.

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@CousinBarnabas Svengoolie.

[Salome Wilde @SalomeWilde]

@Arianna_Paige You have more than one!

[Salome Wilde @SalomeWilde]

My vagina is named Hardball or The Andy Griffith Show?

[ᏚᎢᎬᎬᏞ ™ @TheWidowmakerX]

Your vagina/dick is named after the last television show you watched.

What is it?

[Salome Wilde @SalomeWilde]

Does Aunt Bee ever cook dinner that isn’t chicken, rolls, and corn on the cob? Asking for a friend,

[Salome Wilde @SalomeWilde]

@MichaelStahlke With a dash of John Quincy Adams ambition?

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@DerMudeTude @007hertzrumble @GregMcCambley @TheMike31 The Teen Spirit? I’d say I’m batting 1000% + a border wall.

[Salome Wilde @SalomeWilde]

@DerMudeTude @007hertzrumble @GregMcCambley @TheMike31 Nah, I’m right. And I never lack for strong opinions.

[Salome Wilde @SalomeWilde]

@DerMudeTude @007hertzrumble @GregMcCambley @TheMike31 Smells Like Nirvana is by far the best Weird Al because it is one of the only spoofs that matches style and content. Effective satire.

[Salome Wilde @SalomeWilde]

This.

[Bridger Winegar @bridger_w]

I started taking fish oil supplements a few months ago and one big change I’ve already noticed is that I now take fish oil supplements

[Salome Wilde @SalomeWilde]

Calling it like it is.

[Michael Bennet @SenatorBennet]

ICYMI: Couldn't stand by while @SenateGOP and @POTUS keep the government shut down.
Full video → https://t.co/vYcjQAPxKe

[Salome Wilde @SalomeWilde]

Roger Stone looks like someone made a mash-up of Pence and Woody Allen. His behavior is worse.

[Salome Wilde @SalomeWilde]

@LeonKrauze is a superb addition to @realTrumpcast. Skilled speaker and interviewer and a gorgeous voice.

[Salome Wilde @SalomeWilde]

Vilest King of the Shutdown is:

[Salome Wilde @SalomeWilde]

You gonna let Trump win this poll?

[Salome Wilde @SalomeWilde]

Of the following, the lowest circle of hell will open widest for:

[Salome Wilde @SalomeWilde]

@ThisIsROCK2019 Aerosmith long ago!