Mr. Penguin 🚜🌻🇺🇦

Just a 10” penguin finding my way. “If someone goes down help them up. That’s what we’re here for right? To help each other out” - Tom Araya

[Mr. Penguin 🚜🌻🇺🇦 @SalomonBeckmann]

@Slayer War Ensemble

Back when the band was still all pretty.

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[Mr. Penguin 🚜🌻🇺🇦 @SalomonBeckmann]

@RonFilipkowski They’re both worried about going to prison.

[Mr. Penguin 🚜🌻🇺🇦 @SalomonBeckmann]

@MyGolfSpy @ziregolf They should post that on a sign at every tee.

[Allen Holub. https://linkedIn.com/in/allenholub @allenholub]

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[Mr. Penguin 🚜🌻🇺🇦 @SalomonBeckmann]

@emptywheel The way I see it even the OG Darth Vader had Princess Leia for a daughter. So things can work out ok in the end for the Nouveau Vader.

[Mr. Penguin 🚜🌻🇺🇦 @SalomonBeckmann]

@RonFilipkowski They’re just broken people. Such a weird flex.

[Mr. Penguin 🚜🌻🇺🇦 @SalomonBeckmann]

@esjesjesj I wish Leon’s dad would just once tell him he’s proud of him then he wouldn’t have to try so hard for attention with all the collateral damage his eternal quest causes the rest of the planet.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

My theory is that he’s never won a game of chess

[Mr. Penguin 🚜🌻🇺🇦 @SalomonBeckmann]

@jimstewartson “For peace and safety we go where we’re needed most”

[Mr. Penguin 🚜🌻🇺🇦 @SalomonBeckmann]

@RonFilipkowski When Jared Goff made Donald Trump his QB coach I was a bit puzzled. But 18 for 18 is proof the Don brought the goods. 😉

[Danny Bloom🌷 @danzu72]

@brianstelter I'd rather sniff a hobo's nutsack than pay CNN $4 for that crap you call journalism.

[Mr. Penguin 🚜🌻🇺🇦 @SalomonBeckmann]

@igorsushko Someone drops something out of a window. Presumably a valuable piece of art. A moment later two guys run up, steal it and flee…

[Mr. Penguin 🚜🌻🇺🇦 @SalomonBeckmann]

@Espngreeny That brick dust next to the bag is going, “oh no this is gonna hurt!”

[Mr. Penguin 🚜🌻🇺🇦 @SalomonBeckmann]

@Fluff_Bitcoin @innercitypress @CryptoParadyme @sdnylive it’s a promo for their new show “Things That Can’t Be Unseen!!”

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

me continuing to start Travis Kelce in fantasy every week

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

Last week there were a bunch of people on one side of the stage behind Trump that broke out into an array of unexplained symptoms. Apparently, the Trump campaign literally gave them a serious sunburn, indoors.

Getting tough to be MAGA these days, amirite?

[Mr. Penguin 🚜🌻🇺🇦 @SalomonBeckmann]

@jimstewartson He couldn’t afford a real lighting guy so he had the kid down the street move lights from his hydroponics setup in the hidden room behind his living room.

[Mr. Penguin 🚜🌻🇺🇦 @SalomonBeckmann]

@RonFilipkowski Today’s daily volume was 3x the average daily volume. Wednesday the daily and the average daily were almost identical. Someone is dumping the stock today.

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

Woman who wears white pointy hood complains her friend’s hood is TOO pointy.

[Mr. Penguin 🚜🌻🇺🇦 @SalomonBeckmann]

@RapSheet That cop is going to lose his job.