Meagan Tanner

Reporting live from behind the Zion Curtain

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

Let's do this pandemic thing again... in a hundred years or so.

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

In my opinion, this 9/11 was the worst 9/11 since THE 9/11.

[Dale McKinnon @CapitalizeTheK]

My goal for November was to lose 10 pounds. I fell just short of it... by about 20 pounds.

[Meagan Tanner @SaltLakeTwity]

alexa doesnt do what i ask her. i think shes jealous.

[Meagan Tanner @SaltLakeTwity]

is it a coincidence that the vaccines are going to be ready at Christmas

[AFlirtYourself @AFlirtYourself]

Wow. It should become a Christmas Classic.

[AFlirtYourself @AFlirtYourself]

#ThatsWhatHsiehSaid
"No matter what your past has been, you have a spotless future."
-Tony Hsieh #Quote

[AFlirtYourself @AFlirtYourself]

#ThatsWhatHsiehSaid
"I had decided to stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion."
-Tony Hsieh #Quote

[Meagan Tanner @SaltLakeTwity]

Without conscious and deliberate effort, inertia always wins.
-Tony Hsieh
#ThatsWhatHsiehSaid

[Dale McKinnon @CapitalizeTheK]

Hey, let's all post our favorite Tony Hsieh quote with the hashtag #ThatsWhatHsiehSaid
Please retweet for Tony's sake

[Dale McKinnon @CapitalizeTheK]

I just made a mental list of 127 reasons why overthinking is not good. Oh, wait, 128.

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

To my fellow conservatives: Our loyalty and allegiance must be to this great country and its constitution and not to some manipulative poser who used the GOP for his own selfish and childish purposes.

[Meagan Tanner @SaltLakeTwity]

this pandemic is really getting old

[Meagan Tanner @SaltLakeTwity]

fires, riots, pandemic, earthquakes and a horrible choice for president, ya 2020 sux

[Dale McKinnon @CapitalizeTheK]

People are going to remember this #pandemic for the rest of their lives. If you are exceptionally kind and helpful, you will be part of that lifelong memory.

[Dale McKinnon @CapitalizeTheK]

These are the people who are now home-schooling their kids!

[Badda Boomers @BaddaBoomers]

The #Pandemic has changed the definition of #NFLDraft into: The wind whistling through empty football stadiums.

[Dale McKinnon @CapitalizeTheK]

I used my quarantine time to write the next big blockbuster movie script: A Fistful of Bitcoin.

[Dale McKinnon @CapitalizeTheK]

Come on, this pandemic isn't such a drastic change. We have all been distancing ourselves from others and wearing masks all our lives.

[Dale McKinnon @CapitalizeTheK]

Maybe these 'earthquakes' in Utah aren't earthquakes at all. Maybe the shaking is caused by stampedes at Walmart for the last roll of toilet paper.