MagicalSalt

sometimes I say things that make sense and that’s really scary

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It’s all fun and games until she has a link tree in her bio

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Why do hotdogs come in a pack of 12 when i can only fit 10 in my ass?

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Why is it called tossing salad and not best dessert?

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I saw a frog while mowing the lawn today. So I know it’s gonna be a good day!

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@petaldairies Why you gotta attack me like this

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse. It’s all about commitment!

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@UnsubscribeCast I volunteer as tribute

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@noodleboyjace @fcku_verymuch Vibe and weave vibe and weave 🩵

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@_atomstoadams_ Free our boy @Inzo_Music

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What company has the best ranch? I’ll go first @wingstop

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What’s a sleep schedule and how do o find one?

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What are gas prices like in your area? I’m curious how it’s differing like across the world? $3.70 down here in New Orleans

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Hey @NASA when are you doing another live stream on @Twitch I fear I have missed out on chat badge I want lmfao, probably won’t get a response but never hurts to ask!

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@NASA when do you stream on @twitch again? I want that nasa chat badge lmfao idk how I missed that

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This one time at band camp

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When I was,
A young boy
My father took me into the city

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@TorkieTweets @nikgeneburn A healthy sleep schedule

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My biggest flex is I once fucked a Cheerio… without breaking it 😊

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Haven’t sent anything in a while here’s the cat tax

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My pronouns are “I’m down”

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Lower your standards a little bit and life’s great just sayin