𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐂

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ If your shit’s 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙, we’ll fix it. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀

[𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐂 @SaltieBushman]

➴

⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ❛ Just because 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴,
⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀𝗻'𝘁 mean it 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦. ❜
ᅠ

████ ‘𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐂’ █████. ╱ bushman agent and field technician. professional sheep shearer. fiercely loyal, with a kind heart.

[𝙹. 𝙰𝚋𝚋𝚘𝚝 @NOXPRINCEPS]

⠀
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀☤ 𝐏𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐬𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐡
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ——————————
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ᴛʀᴀᴜᴍᴀ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴄᴀʟ ᴄᴇɴᴛᴇʀ
⠀
⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝗝𝗔𝗖𝗞
⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝗔𝗕𝗕𝗢𝗧, 𝗠𝗗
⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝘈𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘗𝘩𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯
⠀
⠀ ⠀ 🅴🅼🅴🆁🅶🅴🅽🅲🆈 🅼🅴🅳🅸🅲🅸🅽🅴
⠀

[Amelia Shakespeare | Parody @AgentIgraine]

"You've no need to dodge bullets with me standing in front of you..."

¤ Kingman Agent, code name: Igraine
¤ #KingsmanRP #TopGunRP
¤ Expert with edged weapons
¤ Learning to fly fighter jets
¤ Mature content, N/SFW, straight
¤ Ships with chemistry
¤ DMs open for plotting!
¤ RT?

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐗𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫. @telepathbalance]

❛It's the greatest gift we have:
to bear their pain without breaking.❜

⠀ ⠀⠀𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙛𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙤𝙧 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙓𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙚𝙧

age / timeline flexible. fox verse
inspired. not canon-compliant.
(n)sfw content. mdni.

[ X-Men RP | 18+ | ComradeQueer ]

© schenntruther for edit

[𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗡 @MANMADEWEAPON]

⠀⨂

⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ❛ Nature made me a 𝙁𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆.
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Man made me a 𝗪𝗘𝗔𝗣𝗢𝗡. ❜
ᅠ

𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 ‶𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐀𝐍″ 𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐓 ╱ mutant. jaded soldier & secret government experiment. immortal loner, left to roam the earth. feral berserker. animal.

[𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐂 @SaltieBushman]

Blah, blah, girt by sea or something, blah, blah.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Why is Australia so good at swimming?

[𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐂 @SaltieBushman]

. . . Right.

[𝗗𝗿. 𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻 𝗪𝗮𝘁𝘀𝗼𝗻 @FidusMedicus]

👁️👄👁️

[𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐂 @SaltieBushman]

Kingsman attire vs. Bushman attire.

[ℳerlιɴ. @ScottishProtege]

// When the Kingsman tailors get their hands on Croc:

[𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐂 @SaltieBushman]

It’s been well over a month of living in England again and Eggsy still hasn’t come to say hello.

Is the kid even alive at this point?

[𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐂 @SaltieBushman]

Gotcha. Dress code?

[ℳerlιɴ. @ScottishProtege]

Does a bear shit in the woods?

[𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐂 @SaltieBushman]

Is he getting an invite, or. . .?

[ℳerlιɴ. @ScottishProtege]

It's Kingsman's annual Pride party this evening.

And if they speak. . . If they make any comment with regards to the amount of protective sheets and lubricant they have to purchase. . .

[𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐂 @SaltieBushman]

@EarlGreyQTea — from beneath Croc, locking its pinpoint accuracy in the direction of the stranger.

Standing a few metres away from Q, the border collie started snapping and barking protectively. Her eyes were bright and alert.

“Oi! Shut it! Ellie, he’s friendly!”

[𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐂 @SaltieBushman]

“Judging by the accent, I think you’re more than a bit lost.”

Croc raised a brow in question, curious as to why this man was sent over to Bushman, of all people. But, he’d take any help he could get.

Half his agents had been wiped out, almost exactly how Kingsman had been —

[Ｑ₁₀ @EarlGreyQTea]

Q was willing to blame the jet lag for his behaviour, perhaps with a smidge of heat exhaustion also tainting his judgment.

"Some water would be nice... actually, thank you."

He smiled awkwardly, trying to rolling his sleeves up.

"I don't suppose you could help point me in-

[𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐂 @SaltieBushman]

@EarlGreyQTea — his rundown farmhouse, he opened the fly screen door and used his hip to prop it open as he firmly pushed open the front door with his hand. It jammed regularly because of how worn the hinges were.

“Ah… shit.”

Not a moment later, a bullet of black and white shot out —

[𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐂 @SaltieBushman]

@ScottishProtege “Nice to know you think so highly of the agents that you doubt they’ll recognise you’re in charge if you’re not in this room.”

He slid down in his seat, slouching with legs spread.

“That’s quite the bump up. Let me buy you lunch to celebrate.”