Sam Spring

bad takes incorporated

[Sam Spring @SaltySamSpring]

ITS CALLED SOCCER RAHHHHHHHHH

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

HE IS SO BACK.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

drake linking with his ghostwriters like

[Sam Spring @SaltySamSpring]

💀

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Congratulations, Donald. Quite the accomplishment.

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

If I had a nickel for every movie Timothée Chalamet spends an entire movie in love with a girl but ends up marrying Florence Pugh as his second choice due to societal norms I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's a weird coincidence.

[Sam Spring @SaltySamSpring]

@kayshrieve You have to donate your brain to science when you die

[Sam Spring @SaltySamSpring]

Poor baby 🥺

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@KettlebellLife Tried, but didn’t like doing crime. GTA5 required shooting police officers in the opening scene. Just couldn’t do it.

[Sam Spring @SaltySamSpring]

@Bengals Let’s go king

[Sam Spring @SaltySamSpring]

@kayshrieve The government and taxes support YOU Fed

[Sam Spring @SaltySamSpring]

@WaddadeMp4 Where is the pic related

[Sam Spring @SaltySamSpring]

Two people I thought I hated fall in love and it makes me feel…good🥰

[ella @nhlella]

we are living in a world where travis kelce gets a TD and the camera pans to taylor swift screaming lets fucking go .

[Sam Spring @SaltySamSpring]

Just found this in the wild.

[Sam Spring @SaltySamSpring]

@kayshrieve You really did earn your clout with this one

[Sam Spring @SaltySamSpring]

@WaddadeMp4 Dastardly vibes

[Sam Spring @SaltySamSpring]

@WaddadeMp4 Looks like the bits of cheese that have accumulated at the bottom of my oven and continue to be baked again every time I use the oven ☹️

[Sam Spring @SaltySamSpring]

I want to open tiktok but I know jamesdroz is waiting for me

[Fazi🚂 @Notorfacks]

CHIEFS MVP OF THE GAME LESS GOO #ChiefsKingdom

[Sam Spring @SaltySamSpring]

@Avvvaaaaaa U are

[Sam Spring @SaltySamSpring]

Happy birthday @KingJames, say it back.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Sam Spring @SaltySamSpring]

@Avvvaaaaaa What dis mean