Darth Laxativus

'Tis better to have loved and lost than to have had to duel to the death and lost.

[Darth Laxativus @SamAgyagi]

@BlueBeetleBall @PDLComics You have to be rich for that. You need to not pay a lot of taxes not to get into trouble for it. If you only not pay a little tax that won't end well.

[Darth Laxativus @SamAgyagi]

@AndyTrump @qikipedia Those are rook numbers!

[Darth Laxativus @SamAgyagi]

@extrafabulous And we love you for it, Zach!

[Darth Laxativus @SamAgyagi]

@echochlo This made me imagine Jar-Jar, dressed for salsa dancing.

[Darth Laxativus @SamAgyagi]

@EndangeredComic if only

[Darth Laxativus @SamAgyagi]

@PopDetective Would the tent in Top Gun count?

[Darth Laxativus @SamAgyagi]

@ChaosNetis @AlexZuu77 @PlayWarframe I always forget that you are supposed to buy stuff at least every now and then, I admit.

[Darth Laxativus @SamAgyagi]

@AlexZuu77 @PlayWarframe Not just that, but it doesn't quite convey that this is months worth of progress for most players, if not years. If you attempt to squeeze even just a fraction of this into these two months all you'll get is burnout.

[Darth Laxativus @SamAgyagi]

@Daniel_RA @extrafabulous The posterior of Dorian Gray

[Darth Laxativus @SamAgyagi]

@deathbulge It's beautiful.

[Darth Laxativus @SamAgyagi]

@shenanigansen Is this an extrafabulous collab?

[Darth Laxativus @SamAgyagi]

@ContraPoints We were simply ignorant, for better or for worse.

[Darth Laxativus @SamAgyagi]

@extrafabulous Zach!
Zach that is awesome!

[Darth Laxativus @SamAgyagi]

@LaptopGraham @ContraPoints Yes, he's indeed fantastic. Though education, economics, health care, culture, standard of living all fallen since he's in power despite unseen amount of money received from EU, at least he and his family and his friends became wealthy beyond their wildest dreams. Such success.

[Darth Laxativus @SamAgyagi]

@FalseKnees Nuh-uh, Mr Bug! Not until you give me your share of the rent!

[Darth Laxativus @SamAgyagi]

@BolshevikNeo @GramsciGordon "One day... one day it will get better, you'll see!
But only if we keep everything safe against change!"

[Darth Laxativus @SamAgyagi]

@TheRealMrSweary @IanRouth @qikipedia I mean, a normal-sized guillotine would work just as well, if you can manage the constraints.

[Darth Laxativus @SamAgyagi]

@ryanpequin The question wasn't about it bringing change but whether it will be for the better, though.

[Darth Laxativus @SamAgyagi]

@MrLovenstein So I can just fight against fate for years and years, trying desperately keep up with a neverending torrent of disappearing idioms or just give up and become old and find peace? Well, I was born ready for giving up.

[Darth Laxativus @SamAgyagi]

@qikipedia I'm sure they never had problems with picking up chicks.