Yung Honk

he/him II RN II Texas Ex II Bike Boi II

[Yung Honk @SamAllega]

Ruh-roh, aggy!

[Yung Honk @SamAllega]

@lordfartquad17 We're a fourth quarter team?!? 😶😐🫪🤠

[Yung Honk @SamAllega]

@WillBaizer The ohio state sad potatoes

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We are inevitable 😱

[Yung Honk @SamAllega]

There's a cold front coming in that'll last till the end of the college football playoff. You might want to flee to Mexico and hangout untill it all blows over ❄️☃️🥶

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Celebrating tonight’s Incredible #Longhorn WIN!!!! 🤘🇺🇸🤘🇺🇸🤘

#hookem

[Yung Honk @SamAllega]

@kyleumlang Grandma with a shotgun is definitely how we played

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This is a wild stat 🤘

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He looks like a testicle that gained some sentience and learned how to talk

[Matt Laslo @MattLaslo]

Now I get why @KenPaxtonTX wasn’t given a primetime slot…

[Yung Honk @SamAllega]

This Georgia Tech game was a lot of fun to watch. They are my favorite ACC team without a doubt... Soon

[Yung Honk @SamAllega]

COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK

and less importantly I am back TO TALK ABOUT COLLEGE FOOTBALL

I missed all of y'all 💜

[Yung Honk @SamAllega]

I will make friends with the jumping spider that lives under my porch

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@ph9822 Go off ma'am

[Texas Softball @TexasSoftball]

LIGHT THE TOWER 🤘🏆

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Reporter: “To what extent are Americans’ financial situations motivating you to make a deal? [with Iran]”

Trump: “Not even a little bit…. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation”

[Yung Honk @SamAllega]

Quite a few of the white folks up here look a bit inbred

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I kinda want to eat the chunk of muscle just below my thumb

I'm probably just a little protein deficient at the moment

[Yung Honk @SamAllega]

Woke up and ate half of a tissie over the kitchen sink while watching the Kentucky and Iowa State game

Thank you Costco

[Yung Honk @SamAllega]

El honky has returned

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@NotCalvinPerez What if we came back to twitter?

[Yung Honk @SamAllega]

@cfchangs9 I agree but this one is pretty clear. As someone who ruptured their achilles just a few months ago.