Sam

[Sam @SamCarrillo3]

@PancreasNo Every day I see a Panc tweet I think to myself, it can't possibly get worse. Alas, everyday I am proven wrong ☹️

[Sam @SamCarrillo3]

@VideosAICant @PancreasNo

[Sam @SamCarrillo3]

@dietxcokewhore 1000%

[Sam @SamCarrillo3]

@PancreasNo Inquisition wins on scale. ONI wins because nobody told you to do all that, and up until the covenant you were the technically the biggest threat to humanity, because you were making super soldiers to fight other humans (Simplified)

[Sam @SamCarrillo3]

@QuiteShallow I feel like I just read about how New Vegas 2 wouldn't hit the same because most of the original development team is gone. Obsidian simply isn't the same company anymore

[Sam @SamCarrillo3]

@katswansey May I DM you about this place

[Sam @SamCarrillo3]

@privxcokewhore What about if the obsession started over a multi month work relationship where you hung out every break while respectfully maintaining the boundaries of their engagement until said engagement ended

[Sam @SamCarrillo3]

@PancreasNo You deserve whatever @Strawb_Possum makes you read/do

[osama @0ba0sama]

Wall-E came out in 2008 and y’all still littering

[Sam @SamCarrillo3]

@djangofetts This can absolutely be cannon because in the setting it's only the USA that stays in the 50's. This is a mindset adopted after winning WW2. The USA doesn't feel the need to change,everything is perfect the way it is. Every other country did their own thing https://t.co/AJmdU9WZOK

[Sam @SamCarrillo3]

@lilgrapefruits I assumed it was because of the writer's strike

[Sam @SamCarrillo3]

@atakaindustries Gib gun

[Sam @SamCarrillo3]

@vxunderground Lobster is too buttery, steak too juicy. Ladybugs are a great predatory insect that kills pests. Start a garden

[Vast @VastGG]

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[NZXT @NZXT]

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[Flork @FlorkOfCows]

@125748c STOP GIVING THE ROBOTS SKIN
STOP GIVING THE ROBOTS EYES
STOP GIVING THE ROBOTS AUTONOMY

THEY WERE MADE BY GOD TO DO MY TAXES AND UNTIL I DON'T HAVE TO PAY TAXES THEY DON'T GET TO HAVE SKIN

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

My neighbor works 65 hours a week. He is exhausted.
He works 25 hours at a grocery store.
He works 20 hours at a warehouse.
He works 20 hours at a fast-food joint.
He has zero health insurance. Zero 401k. Zero paid sick leave.
Why? Because every single employer caps him at "part-time" hours specifically to avoid legally having to provide benefits.
He works harder than anyone I know, but on paper, he doesn't "work enough" to deserve a doctor.

[Jack468 @jack840A]

Here is the "Wassup!" scene from Scary Movie Japanese Dub.