Carter

[Carter @SamCarterAgency]

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Landed in Mallorca 🇪🇸

[Carter @SamCarterAgency]

Anyone else’s @Gymshark orders taking nearly a week and still not been posted?

[Carter @SamCarterAgency]

@SumUp are the systems down today?

[Carter @SamCarterAgency]

Sometimes we forget how many idiots are on this planet until we go out to socialise.

[Carter @SamCarterAgency]

How are people not going to pay @Ryanair like £20 for extra luggage and struggle but will easily spend £15 on a sandwich at the airport

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Free Palestine 🇵🇸

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@premierleague Simon Hooper should be sacked

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Simon Hooper should be sacked @premierleague

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Wtf

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KDB

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Name your favourite player without using these letters 👇

[Carter @SamCarterAgency]

My new favourite line is “that sounds like a ‘you’ problem”

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All black cars are only nice for that 24 hours after a car wash.

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New parents who have a child and then start posting pictures every single day on social media for month.

Can you please stop or make a different account for your child. Because we are all fed up. 😂

[Carter @SamCarterAgency]

Set up. @erling deserved it

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

🇦🇷 Lionel Messi:
World Cup 🏆
World Cup Golden Ball 🏆
Ligue 1 🏆

🇳🇴 Erling Halaand:
Champions League 🏆
Premier League 🏆
FA Cup 🏆
Premier League Golden Boot 🏆
Premier League Player of the Season 🏆
Premier League Young Player of the Season 🏆
FWA Men’s Footballer of the Year 🏆

Did he deserve to the Ballon d'Or over Erling Haaland? 🤔

[Carter @SamCarterAgency]

Honestly what I’m I watching … @ChelseaFC just flopping. Bang a goal in for fun come on.

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Is it true Starbucks food all comes frozen to the store and the workers just defrost it?

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I swear your Apple Watches are lying to you about the amount of calories you burn.

[Carter @SamCarterAgency]

Just a thought right @Apple but since a lot of people take selfies. Would it not make sense to put a 48MP camera on the front of the phone?