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[Ryanair @Ryanair]

me when I lie

[Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss]

How dare Christopher Nolan offend Greece by casting a black woman in his film as a Greek. He must apologize immediately to the one Greek person Americans can even name: a black basketball player in Milwaukee.

[Ethan 🇨🇲 @tebzafc]

What did people do in caveman times when someone tore an ACL?

[High_chief Ogbuagu👨🏽‍✈️ @UMykeal]

Wait what???

Calafiori?

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

“Oh do you think he was referring to you”

BRILLIANT

[Snědla kočku FELLA🇺🇦🇨🇿🇬🇪 @AnekaKrlov2]

Jejda 😆

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

The international telephone dialing code for Ostrava city in Czech Republic is +420 69

[inqilāb @tastefullysaucy]

“will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they turn up with a bucket.”

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

CHUCK NORRIS died today and NO ONE has photoshopped him next to harambe going up to heaven. we used to be a proper fucking country.

[Mikael Damberg @mikaeldamberg]

Yes, I called the Swedish government’s economic plan “Spursy.” And before anyone starts again: No, that does not mean I’m an Arsenal fan. I support AIK Fotboll. But the Swedish government’s economic plan still performs like Tottenham.

[European LibCon 🇪🇺🗽🦅 @pl_european]

Magyar: My colleague and future Minister of Foreign Affairs of Hungary.

Anita Orban: introduces herself.

Magyar: the name is only a coincidence.

Tusk: My name is Donald.

[Petr Pavel @prezidentpavel]

Posnídat s Jackym Ickxem, legendou všech legend motorsportu, byl skvělý start dne. Vyhrál osm Velkých cen F1, šestkrát zvítězil ve vytrvalostním závodě 24 hodin Le Mans a svou všestrannost potvrdil jako nejrychlejší závodník v roce 1983 na Dakaru. Právě na Dakaru jsme se vloni osobně poznali.

Oceňuji na něm, že jeho předností nikdy nebyla jen rychlost, ale i pokora a respekt k pravidlům. Super inspirace pro všechny ostatní motoristy.

[flúr @Mindenerwa]

while you all here, reminder that his hometown is occupied by russia

[Chiddy 🇳🇬 @chiddyafc]

I must apologise to Chelsea fans I now understand what it means to celebrate a 1-1 win 🙏🏾

[Saul Goodman ⚖ @itsSaulGoodman]

Walter White wardrobe in chronological order.

[𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕪𝕓𝕖𝕫𝕠𝕤🏅 @MickeyB_jnr]

I bet you won’t believe this 😳

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

The math on this image is insane.

New Horizons transmitted at 2,000 bits per second from 3 billion miles away. Slower than a 1990s dial-up modem. It took 16 months to download all the flyby data.

The spacecraft had to hit a target box 100km wide, arriving within 150 seconds of schedule, after 9 years of flight. Miss it and the preloaded observation commands point at empty space.

Ten days before arrival, the spacecraft crashed and went into safe mode. Engineers had 72 hours to restore everything.

The probe is now 5 billion miles out, still whispering data back to Earth. We got 50 gigabits of Pluto photos using technology slower than your phone’s bluetooth.

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

It took 9 years and 3 billion miles to get this shot.

Pluto’s icy Mountains.

[Pitch Aura @pitch_aura]

Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.