Sam Clemens

Honorary troglodyte, there are some who call me Tim?

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@NickSwardson dude, love the 612, you're definitely MN till you die. But saw you perform a short piece recently, wtf you fell off. Not confident, punch lines sucked. What happened to you???

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@jltunderline @filmystic @TulsiGabbard Gawd no

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@NancyPelosi no money for the wall.

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@PrimeVideo @amazon stop with the ads when I log on to prime video. They're never relevant and it is annoying. Please stop!

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@theshadowboxers @treasuretruck @amazon @Bose @amazonmusic You got the Bose, where's the booze?

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@Vikings @PrimeVideo @Andrea_Kremer @HannahStormESPN Are they going to speak from personal experience playing in the NFL?

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@JimmyButler you are a whiney bitch. Complaining about everything. Step up and be a man. Nobody wants your attitude in minnesota anyway.

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@KellyannePolls @ChrisCuomo I love watching you guys go at it. Although I usually think Chris wins the debate, in this one he didn't let KA talk and kept focusing on Trump lying. Trump lied and KA won't acknowledge it. Dont need to spend 30 mins hammering her on it, so boring.

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@michelleisawolf @thebreaknetflix just read they're cancelling The Break. Thank Gid, the nightmare is over. MW, you're very funny, just not on screen. Please go back to writing for @sethmeyers :)

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@danguterman Yuck

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@FinnRobertson7 @PUBG_help US always gets screwed

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@4dsports @PUBG_help @PUBG Updating ways to make money

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@PUBG_help WTF, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DICK OVER US/NA PRIME TIME WITH UPDATES?

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@Olly_IWTYAL yeah definitely not learning Thai from a white guy

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Mod- you be looking good but I cant be dropping 3 stacks on language lessons. Be reasonable.
Private Online Lessons - https://t.co/uZm25V5ogm via @LearnThaiWithMod.com

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@schodosh Based on your article (thank you!), wouldn't it be more accurate to say scientists created a new name for a shape?

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@LibyaLiberty It's looking like it may be...

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@dubnib Waste not, want not

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@sadmonsters

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@CassidyHubbarth Cas- I love your hair, but your teeth are small for your largish face, and you have small breasts. I like you as an anchor though.