Sam Chapman

Copywriter. Probably.

[Sam Chapman @SamDChapman]

Was it your mum?

[indy100 @indy100]

Scientists just created the strongest magnetic force in the universe https://t.co/5Yfqj4FDx0

[Sam Chapman @SamDChapman]

@EmailWithAndy Send

[Sam Chapman @SamDChapman]

@SoVeryBritish Dropping a teaspoon through the bottom rack of the dishwasher.

[Sam Chapman @SamDChapman]

Make them different in Sussex.

[Vitality Blast @VitalityBlast]

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING

BRAD CURRIE HAS JUST TAKEN THE BEST CATCH OF ALL TIME 🤯

#Blast23

[Sam Chapman @SamDChapman]

Gone again.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

I’ve only just seen this clip of David Moyes and his Dad.

You’d have to be dead inside not to smile at that. His old man is 87 and it’s Moyes’ first ever major trophy. Lovely stuff.

[Sam Chapman @SamDChapman]

@jackelderton Confused as to whether he thinks his players can't play neat football or doesn't want them to?

[Sam Chapman @SamDChapman]

Never forget that MTV Cribs episode where he took us all round his mum's house.

[LBC @LBC]

Blue star Lee Ryan has been found guilty of racially aggravated assault after drunkenly telling a black flight attendant ‘I want your chocolate children’
https://t.co/Lh5bzjsRiV

[Sam Chapman @SamDChapman]

Drinking 6.8% IPA on a Monday.

[Sam Chapman @SamDChapman]

"I've caught a respiratory illness by mistake!"

[Clare McDonnell @claremcdonnell1]

Not your regular post-match press conference.
Wait for it.
#lionesses
#ItsComingHome

[Xavier Voigt-Hill @voigthill]

34 hours and 59 minutes in office.

For comparison, Jonny Bairstow has batted for 37 hours and 11 minutes in Test matches in 2022 so far.

[Sam Chapman @SamDChapman]

"No spin, no bias. Anyway, here's the Prime Minister's dad."

[Sam Chapman @SamDChapman]

@Tico_Romao Thank you, and you. Are you still teaching?

[Sam Chapman @SamDChapman]

Well this is cool. Private Pyle replying to one of my old uni lecturers.

[Vincent D'Onofrio @vincentdonofrio]

@Tico_Romao I'm with Tico on this.

[Best of British Comedy @BestOfUKComedy]

Gareth Southgate inside the England changing rooms #ENGvHUN

[Sam Chapman @SamDChapman]

My boys, my boys.

[Tommy Stewart @tomandrewstew]

here’s Jonny Bairstow talking about what Jos Buttler said to him just before England lifted the World Cup. cried my eyes out first time i watched it *excuse the poor quality/my breathing/moving*

[Sam Chapman @SamDChapman]

@BBCWorld It's about as convicting as my legs deciding they don't want to be part of my body anymore.

[Sam Chapman @SamDChapman]

"And there she is look, resplendent as ever, overseeing a moderate bathroom refurbishment in a three-bed semi."