Sam DeBenedetti

Go Ducks 

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Do you ever meet someone and just instantly know that they were an RA in college?

[Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy]

Of course I enjoyed that Olivia Rodrigo album cause dudes really ain’t shit at 17 or 47.

[SELENA QUARANTINILLA @mayprilsyrup]

Me every ten minutes checking to see if the snow is still outside

[Chairman @WSBChairman]

GameStop united the country at a time when nothing else could.

[Adam Rippon @AdamRippon]

I hated Betsy DeVos from the moment I saw her thin-half circle eyebrows

[Ed Stern is on BlueSky @EdStern]

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

[nadirah @hinadirah]

not to be dramatic or anything but #PixarSoul is exactly what i needed to watch after the year we’ve had. such a good reminder to just live your life. you aren’t only your work or your aspirations.

[Sam DeBenedetti @SamDeBen]

@ceegarciaa Yassssss 💛

[♛ Bella ♛ @rauhling_bizzle]

White people really traveled all across the world for some fuckin spices only for them to NEVER USE EM. 😭 so what was the reason???

[king kerr @kerryymerrill]

dudes will post “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” then post on their story 20 videos of them golfing

[AD🦉 @kheti_thegreat]

Covid has taught me three things:

1. Our economy collapses as soon as it stops selling useless stuff to over indebted people

2. It is perfectly possible to reduce pollution

3. The lowest paid people in the country are essential to its functioning

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Why am I literally screaming with laughter 😂😂😭😭😭

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I still don’t understand how COVID is worse than ever after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened

[black @6LACK]

just cz that crazy man is on TV less, doesn’t mean it’s time for us to shift back into being less aware. hold all these old niggas accountable. think community. build from the inside. vote every last one of them out, tbh.

[Adam Rippon @AdamRippon]

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

[Katie Levans @katie_levans]

Nevada looking at Georgia because no one wants to be the first to submit numbers that send Biden to 270 because they know they’ll get mobbed by Trump supporters.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

He spent 4 years golfing. And people are still voting for him. I will never understand it

[Sam DeBenedetti @SamDeBen]

@ThatsLudaChriss @rjSalsedo @MaddieSteffen__

[Adam Stanco @Adam_Stanco]

I’m anti-white supremacy and anti-police brutality and in favor of huge voter turnout and equality for all.

The fact that you can guess which way I’m voting bc of that is a problem.

Let’s vote for the solution.