SamDonaldson

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny.

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Totally crushing on Greta Van Susteren... It's got to be that cute little overbite.

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Think I've got the swine flu. My foot hurts and it burns when I urinate. #swineflu.

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@TheORing360 Full of sissies, name the time, and I like to match my sock to my hair style.

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Sorting my socks. I have a lot of socks.

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I love the smell of AquaNet in the morning... smells like victory.

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Lauer is on with his arm in a sling. What a poon. I once did a two hour Carter interview with orange pulp in my eye and didn't bat a lash.

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I blacked out. What happened?

[SamDonaldson @SamDonaldson]

Watching The Magnificient Seven and eating a bowl of Fruity Pebbles. I should have kicked Yul Brynner's ass when I had the chance.

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I couldn't be drunker right now.

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You can't find a decent Americano Highball anywhere in Denver.

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I think I just smoked pot.

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Phelps is a good swimmer. I once had to swim 10 miles to shore when my katamaran broke down off the coast of Malaysia.

[SamDonaldson @SamDonaldson]

I chipped my front tooth on a peach pit. I'm not going to get it fixed. I think it makes me look tougher.

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I love the smell of Liquid Paper in the morning.

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@andersonscooper She swings the other way? Now I know why I got snubbed at the Emmys Thought it was the Cool Water I spilled all over my tux

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I just bought a baby Panda off of eBay. I wonder what I should feed the little bugger.

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This reporter needs a cocktail.

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Dennehy is coming over. We're gonna get piss drunk and throw stuff off the roof.

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I blacked out. What happened?

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I'm going pen shopping today.