Sam Dowson

Creating something huge in the lab with @etnshow (Coming soon)

Hungry Hungry Hippo Champion since 1989

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@Alex_C_Best No rest for the wickedly brilliant.

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@Ronanchamberss oh, it is brewing, seriously brewing!

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Well, time to blow the dust off this account.

*blows dust off Twitter button*

Wait, what’s X? Where’s the bird?

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@McDonaldsUK need to sort out the process of packing take aways. Last 3 orders, all missing items. Tell how hard is it to put the items on the list in the bag. And then you make it impossible to complain just cause I ordered direct with you rather than through Uber. SORT IT OUT!

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@UberUKI_Support I will message now thanks.

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@ubereats_uk explain to me why my food was delivered 5 minutes away from my home and because you weren’t able to contact the driver, despite seeing that the food didn’t reach the location on map, I’m being told that I won’t receive any refund and have just wasted all that money?

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@yungchip

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@sainsburys obviously you don’t take Covid seriously. Walking round the Chiswick store 17 people were walking around with no masks at all some even coughing & two of your workers had them round their chins. What happened to “you can’t shop without a mask”? Sort it out #Covid19UK

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@XboxSupport Friends lists and parties need fixing. Some hear and can’t be heard others are just unable to hear or be heard. What’s the eta on this?

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@ColinBrowning14 I genuinely don’t know if this is being serious, but I do know that there are people out there who say things like this all the time after voting Brexit. It’s scary that people can be so narrow minded that they just don’t understand what they voted for.

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@StarbucksUK question for you. Everywhere we go there is caramel put on top of a caramel hot chocolate. Is this supposed to be the case cause this doesnt look like a caramel hot chocolate to us. What’s your standard?

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Literally every day this week all I have heard is “signal failures” from drivers & on platforms. Sort your shit out @TfL the hell are we paying you for? No lie, every day it has been signal failure on three different lines. FIX IT!!#commuterhell #commuter #signalfailure

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@tprstly The door scene from Titanic. “I’ll never let go”

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@Forbes Self made. HAHA

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@janedouglas @PAXAus Did you wear they jumper to match your nails, or nails to match your jumper or did they design the PAX sign to match both. God, it’s like a modern day “chicken or egg” situation. 🤯

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@GAMEdigital Or.... like every other person in the world, go get your copy of Red Dead Redemption2.

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@Arsenal Dennis Purrghamp

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@ArsenalFanTV Best decision ever

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@Spitfire @BdosinOW

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@rickyftw Next step in the adventure and we are all coming along for the ride.