sam

formerly a hyperbole enthusiast and celebrated argument winner

[sam @SamGxfr]

Guys check this out

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I'm pleased to invite @Wemby to our second Commission on Government Efficiency hearing on Wednesday June 10th 5-8pm, where we'll be asking the public for their thoughts on how government can run better. Would love to have you there for the whole time!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[will @will_nba_hater]

Bill Simmons has cooked my brain because I’m sitting here at half thinking like “well if you’re the spurs you can’t lose the champagnie game, but also if you’re the Knicks you can’t lose the Alvarado game”

[sam @SamGxfr]

@muutzadell @HotelBasketball @PranavSriraman Like he is actually so close to getting the point in his penultimate sentence it's unreal

[sam @SamGxfr]

@muutzadell @HotelBasketball @PranavSriraman Oklahoma residents smart enough to recognize supply and demand, not smart enough to apply it in anyway. I'm gonna go check out some of their national tv game viewership numbers lol.

[#MOVETHETEAM Mafia 🇵🇸 @Okonkwo_Sports]

Yeah you guys have fun with your Wilt/Barkley/MJ lineups but when Wilt sits out the fourth quarter to preserve his streak of never fouling out while Barkley eats an entire seafood boil on the bench you’ll remember why Draymond was the 2nd best player on a 73-9 team

[sam @SamGxfr]

@HotelBasketball @muutzadell @PranavSriraman This is incredible bait, native Oklahoman?

[sam @SamGxfr]

@Gattungswesen25 I will say that the ballot was intentionally worded poorly for that specific issue. I remember having to read it twice and immediately asssumed people were going to misread and not double check

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

@AndouilleRustlr you need Trevor Ariza to get his hands in the passing lanes! you just do!

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

82-0 might be fun for some of you, but for True & Ethical appreciators of defense, glue guys, vibes, grinders, and “he just does the little things” guys, this game is actually a minor form of torture

[ksci🇨🇦🇺🇳 @Kscithe13th]

Steyer V. Becerra is a very good litmus test for if you just hate billionaires (in the same vein as the cultural hard right hates ethnic minorities) or if you actually believe in progressive politics

[Sebastian 🦋⚙️ @Cinnabastian]

The backrooms being something that takes from existing things, doesn't understand any of it, then feeds itself with the same thing over and over until it all starts to become unstable with that yellow tint? You couldn't make a better analogy for ai if you wanted to 😭

[hakeem @fullmetalhkm]

People that watch shit like this should genuinely be classified as subhuman in a government database

[sam @SamGxfr]

@daylen25147 @jaredzachb I ain't callin you ybg don

[dan campbell owns the bears @extramicrowave]

How badly do you think Chet wants to post a video of him eating the kool aid pineapples but cant because of the optics

[Corey Atad @CoreyAtad]

lmao holy shit

[phojoshi @phojoshi]

Coworker just followed me on tiktok and this is the last thing i reposted

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

When they bring out the "sales engineer" during the meeting

[Silicon Valley Fodder @Playerinthgame]

When will people understand that this predatory pricing model will always be true of anything coming out of Silicon Valley? It is literally their only model. 1. Operate at a loss so everyone signs up 2. Wipe out competitors 3. Slam users with profane monopolistic costs

[sam @SamGxfr]

@PuckFupett69 Also meaningfully improving education would just filter this bullshit without legislation

[sam @SamGxfr]

@PuckFupett69 Every single time you see a clip of these people it's undisclosed advertising. All of the streamers are using clip farms and paying ppl to get their shit out there. Find a way to get it actually classified as undisclosed ads and that entire industry goes away overnight