Sam Keltner

[Sam Keltner @SamKeltner1]

I cannot wait to continue my education as a #radonc resident at the University of Cincinnati! #MatchDay2020

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@A_Martella8 Avoiding adult hood is a much braver approach

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@BDWissel Not saying much

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Congratulations ⁦@BDWissel⁩! You just matched into neurosurgery at @DukeMedSchool @DukeHealth. ⁦#CincyMatch2023 #Match2023

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@A_Martella8 The only cure is to stop running, works great

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Ultimate sign of senioritis in an intern is wearing untucked scrubs.

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When you’re asked to say something interesting about yourself.

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Seems unlikely Biden will be able to take PA, NC, or GA unless the vast majority of remaining votes are early or from his high % district. Seems to come down to holding leads in AZ,NV,MI,WI to win

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If CNN % counted rings true, Biden needs following remaining vote % to tie the state: GA 62%, PA 66%, NC 64%. Trump needs AZ 58%, NV 52%, MI 56%, WI 81 %

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Is this a true crime murder documentary or a campaign ad?

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I’ll easily spend $20 to have a single burrito delivered to me but still wear socks with holes to 12 hour shifts.

[Sam Keltner @SamKeltner1]

Can I pay a little extra to have hulu with ads but minus the campaign ones?

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I would own more books if they were all printed on the same paper as ECGs.

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@kharofaJ @BK_radiation @PottersMD

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Finding a mask in your pants is the new 5 dollar bill.

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@sjauhar Heart failure is ‘currently’ a clinical diagnosis.

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ERAS should use “What life experience would you like Alex Trebek to use to introduce you on Jeopardy?” as the only question.

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I feel like I’m going to start saying “it’s a guess what I’m thinking question”, when I still have no idea what that means.

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@pipcosper While this unsettling news, the data is biased how presented. The 58% of no intent to vaccinate is already selected of parents less likely to vaccinate (not vaccinated by 13). If you look at vaccinated + intent to complete about 75% will be. Still way too low but not as scary.

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@A_Martella8 @TamingtheSRU You blew a chance for a good @TopGunMovie GIF.