Sampsonite415

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

ADHD hyperfocus feels productive until you realize you just spent hours perfecting something nobody asked for while the actual priority is untouched.

[JP Sears @AwakenWithJP]

This is what Pride Month would be like if it were about straight people. 🏳️‍🌈

[Sampsonite415 @SamKingery]

@BF6Updates agreed, maybe its just anecdotal but it seems the cheaters are always on PC… do people cheat with console ? Honest question…

[Sampsonite415 @SamKingery]

@FantasyPros @Fitz_FF @RyanWarmly great late round best ball pick imo

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Twizzlers taste like as if someone was vaguely thinking of cherries whilst melting plastic bags into a pasta noodle press

[Sampsonite415 @SamKingery]

@shinobi2786 @BattlefieldComm @Battlefield Yea, this is a constant issue for our squad- what feels like every other game someone left out all of us have to return to menu and go again.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

My body is a machine that turns domestic beers and grilled meats into respect for all of those who have served

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Everyone is trying to claim me for their tribe. There’s no R next to my name, there’s no D next to my name. I’m not part of a political party, because I hate politicians. I’m just Spencer, husband to Heidi, father to Ryker and Gunner, and I’m a pissed off Angeleno who loves my city and is fed up with what corrupt politicians have done to her.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[Lauren Witzke @LaurenWitzkeDE]

Ed Gallrein received 10,854 “mail in” ballots votes tonight.

Thomas Massie lost by 10,280 votes.

That’s not a coincidence.

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

Boomers have sold America out to Israel.

Worst generation in history.

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

God bless Thomas Massie.

He walks out of this with his honor intact. He’s a patriot & kept his integrity.

As long as the voters give their votes to whoever can run the most ads we will have politicians who are purchased by foreign governments & corporate interests.

[Sampsonite415 @SamKingery]

@Chase_Senior As a niners fan:

[Jeff Dye @JeffDye]

EVERYONE come to LA and vote for @spencerpratt . Even if you don’t live here, you don’t need an ID. If they ask for your ID just call them racist.

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Millionaire: Makes $20m in 2026

Millionaire: Hires "artist" to make "art" for $25k

Artist: Puts one streak on canvas

Millionaire: Thanks artist and has art appraised by an appraiser in his same circle of friends

Appraiser: Values artwork at $20m

Millionaire: Donates $20m artwork to
museum to get $20m tax write off

Millionaire: Pays no taxes in 2026

Me at museum: This is stupid, it's
just a line on a canvas

Hipster next to me: No, you just don't understand it because you're uncultured."

[Alec @CincinnatiDem24]

If you��re a Democrat in Massies district just vote for him

[Tim Sharp 🍊 🍊 🇺🇸 @realtimsharp]

Hey @EdGallrein

This you?

[Jum @JesterJum]

If we can't be taxed on unrealized gains, why the fuck are we being taxed on the new increased valuation of our home without selling it?

THAT'S UNREALIZED GAINS!

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

It’s ok to understand that Trump was a better choice than Kamala Harris but that was an extremely low bar.

[Louie @reallouiehuey]

I don't suffer from Trump derangement syndrome.

I suffer from Trump disappointment syndrome.