Sam Pilkington

LFC fan, music lover, blue sky thinker, appreciator of good ale, and all-round good egg.

[Robert Saunders @redhistorian]

Good to see Raab out of the leadership race. He seemed to me the most actively dangerous candidate, and the most eager to tap the dark energy of populism. His contempt for parliamentary democracy and snarling speeches about national humiliation suggested a very dark premiership.

[James Davies @jamesorharry]

When you’re addressing the Lib Dem conference at 3, but have to get the Ring of Power back to Mordor by 5

[Rory Naismith @Rory_Naismith]

Major news from Como in Italy: an amphora containing hundreds of 5th-century gold coins has been found in excavations of the former Teatro Cressoni. https://t.co/e40kezvrqE

[Sam Pilkington @SamLPilkington]

@Borrilled @LNER You're supposed to stay put and never go further north than the Watford Gap, mate. Get with the programme because this is what happens when you try and leave

[Sam Pilkington @SamLPilkington]

@MrPilkman What a bombshell. I suppose the call of Port Sunlight Garden Centre must have been just *too* strong 😔

[Sam Pilkington @SamLPilkington]

@MrPilkman .

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

I just choked on a halftime crisp. Imagine if I’d died. What a deliciously ironic way to go. Might have even chuckled myself.

[Sam Pilkington @SamLPilkington]

@MrPilkman English civil war? If you mean dramas there's always The Devil's Whore from ten or so years back. Decent enough.

[Sam Pilkington @SamLPilkington]

@MrPilkman I'm a fan of trashy food in its rightful place (for this, read hungover),but that looks fucking disgusting. Like, a sea of brown and beige. And irn bru. Because why not.

[Sam Pilkington @SamLPilkington]

@MrPilkman Just swap a defender out for a midfielder

[Sam Pilkington @SamLPilkington]

@MrPilkman

[Sam Pilkington @SamLPilkington]

@MrPilkman Couple of Dark Fruits and an accidental sniff of the barmaid's apron as she walked by?

[Sam Pilkington @SamLPilkington]

@MrPilkman Hahaha was going to suggest you did this. Interesting #content and all but.... Twitter as a rant into the void is all well and good, but a void with a privacy setting is even better

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

🇧🇷 x 🔴

https://t.co/t4msWAm2sU

[Bec Hill @bechillcomedian]

Can't see the "wouldn't" for the treason.

[Sam Pilkington @SamLPilkington]

@MrPilkman Yes you are. Don't lie.

[Sam Pilkington @SamLPilkington]

@MrPilkman Fascinated by people who think writing 'Won't be using your services again' and, even better, 'Well that's your app deleted from my phone' will have Moon pig's board lying awake at night, wondering how to win Steve, 52, from Basingstoke back to the customer base

[Sam Pilkington @SamLPilkington]

@MrPilkman They get their info from Roma, agents etc. Means we could be being used to drive up the price or tempt Madrid back in, but no smoke without fire...

[Sam Pilkington @SamLPilkington]

@MrPilkman It's not so much about trust for me; the English journos are utterly silent until the club gives them the go ahead at the moment. Club as a closed book; I like it. No such barriers for media on the continent