Barton

Angrily Apathetic Tired Unprofessional etc etc etc etc

[Barton @SamLavender86]

@MysticDiploma @RealMarkLatham Hahaha. Good on you. 👍

[Emma Alberici @albericie]

At $700m the civil penalty agreed by CBA to settle a money laundering action is A LOT less than it could've been. Max penalty open to the Fed Court is $18m per count. The bank had been accused of 53,506 contraventions of the Act. That amounts to nearly 1 trillion dollars @abcnews

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Botanic Garden Forced To Euthanize Rose Bush That Pricked Child https://t.co/ZdUYTIdAjC

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Boys Construct Fake Melania For Lonely Father To Spend Time With https://t.co/D0bzeyyRVO

[Libertarian Party @LibertariansAus]

There are many reasons to support cannabis legalisation. If this is a change you want to see in Australia then show your support by signing here; https://t.co/UMg5M8qYe7

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/eXR1qR75zb

[Barton @SamLavender86]

@TonyAbbottMHR Can you go set it up???

[Barton @SamLavender86]

@AFL @AFLPlayers @aflwomens If any of you think this is Dane Swan’s fault (who I’ve always thought of to be a bit of a twat) then you’re wrong. Poor guy doesn’t deserve this at all. McLachlan should be sacked - for yet another reason.

[Barton @SamLavender86]

a case of Mount Franklin water can be bought for $11 at IGA but costs $18 through Craveable suppliers. Packaging prices are also wildly inflated. Franchisees pay more than $70 for bulk plastic spoons, knives and forks, compared with the open market price of $40.

[Barton @SamLavender86]

#craveablebrands need to take responsibility for their revenue. #redrooster #oporto These brands can die or survive - who cares? I don’t. As long as those franchisees weren’t ripped off by @craveablebrands or any other extortionist.

[Barton @SamLavender86]

@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends Hahaha. That crazy old man rant even made news here in Aus. Still living in a dream world Donny (or whatever dementia is.)

[Barton @SamLavender86]

@joerogan hypothetically: would you still feel the same about guns if you could still own any fucking gatling bazooka machine gun, but apart from every single existing aspect of the gun, it couldn’t do any actual damage to another human? I’m pro hunting, but anti 2nd amnt so...

[Barton @SamLavender86]

@JREpodcast re #1106 - Was a shame you didn’t mention the CRAZY numbers of ‘mass shootings’ in the US vs per capita with other developed countries with logical gun restrictions - cos yep, they’ve also got huge mental health issues. Also, you can’t drive a car through a school...

[Barton @SamLavender86]

@AFLSupercoach your app is shit. Compared to the EPL app, is pretty much the equivalent of FIFA vs AFL console games. Thought it’d be better.

[Barton @SamLavender86]

@anoncitizenhere @WinterAtheist @RichardDawkins You could use mud?

[Barton @SamLavender86]

@anoncitizenhere @WinterAtheist @RichardDawkins Can you prevent skin cancer by going vegan? Or is it just logic?

[Barton @SamLavender86]

@letsallyell https://t.co/Ybvt3Imu0X

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Chemotherapy? No thank you, Doctor, I’m so looking forward to Heaven and it’ll only postpone my arrival.

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Do dogs go to Heaven?

Only pets, not wild animals?

If only humans go to Heaven, how far back? Homo erectus? Australopithecus?

Only people who lived after Jesus? Not Abraham, Moses or Elijah, then.

Which “you” will be in Heaven? Senile you with dementia? Midlife-crisis you?